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Hump the sour attitude...'Dad Jokes' perspective might help!
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Sep 17, 2025, 7:34 AM
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They might not, but a chuckle never hurt...well, maybe if you have a broken rib.
Jumping right it...wrap your minds around proper perspective! Next time you're feeling down (like, right now!) remember...life is all about perspective. I have a friend who has se...intimate relations two or three times a week. He exercises twice a day and reads two books a week. Yet, every day, he complains about how much he hates prison.
Also, remember, dudes, the only pe-niss that really matters, is your happeniss.
Tiger-Net on football is not a pleasant place. It reminds me of the old anti-drug commercial...this is your brain...this is your brain on drugs. Folks need to get the hail out of the frying pan! Find joy, Tiger Nation! Go Tigers, ALWAYS!
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lol***
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Sep 17, 2025, 7:36 AM
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Re: Hump the sour attitude...'Dad Jokes' perspective might help!
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Sep 17, 2025, 7:39 AM
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🤣🤣🤣
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Re: Hump the sour attitude...'Dad Jokes' perspective might help!
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Sep 17, 2025, 7:43 AM
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Never buy anything made of velcro. It's a total ripoff! :0)
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Hungry
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Sep 17, 2025, 7:51 AM
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Crazy drunk uncle joke: What's worse than two girls running with scissors?
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Sep 17, 2025, 7:56 AM
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Two girls scissoring with the runs.
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Orange motivational sign -
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Sep 17, 2025, 7:56 AM
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Zest is standard.
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Re: Hump the sour attitude...'Dad Jokes' perspective might help!
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Sep 17, 2025, 8:00 AM
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A lady failed the written driving test 4 times. At the fifth attempt, she was determined to pass. But the test had the same question, "You are driving at 60 mph. On your right is a wall, on your left is a cliff. On the road you see an old man and a young man. What will you hit? The woman walked up to the examiner and said, "I've answered this question all four ways, wall, cliff, old man and young man, yet I failed all four times. How is this possible. What am I supposed to hit???" The examiner replied, "The brakes!!!"
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Re: Hump the sour attitude...'Dad Jokes' perspective might help!
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Sep 17, 2025, 2:34 PM
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Good one!
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Not a dad or crazy drunk uncle joke, but my GF zinged me pretty good
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Sep 17, 2025, 9:12 AM
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the other day. Having some work done on my house and the crew is managed by a guy named Jesus (hey soos). I texted her about 2:45 - "Jesus is coming at 3:00". Her reply - "Well, I'd say you're in deep chit".
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What is the difference between a tribe of Pygmies and a female track team?
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Sep 17, 2025, 3:07 PM
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Pygmies are cunning runts.
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