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I turn 50 this fall.
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I turn 50 this fall.

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May 13, 2024, 5:25 PM
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I would never request such opulence, but fingers crossed that the wife throws a party with one of those big tubs of Neapolitan ice cream and some of those fancy hog dogs that are the same size as the bun. Maybe even a cash keg that we sell tickets for.

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Pigs of...

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May 13, 2024, 5:38 PM
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Ice cream.

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May 13, 2024, 5:40 PM
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Re: Pigs of...

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May 13, 2024, 11:04 PM [ in reply to Pigs of... ]
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Pigs of the big tubs will be better.

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hit that milestone a few years back

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May 13, 2024, 5:43 PM
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make sure there is copious amounts of vodka infiltrating that neo

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I for one am glad you are stopping. You are one of the most ignorant posters ever. You obviously think very highly of your own opinion, unlike the rest of us - RockHillTiger


How many fire pits needed for you to feel appropriately appreciated?***

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May 13, 2024, 5:51 PM
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50. LOL

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May 13, 2024, 5:57 PM
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Can you say "rear view mirror"?

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May 13, 2024, 6:20 PM
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You old AF... Wait that makes me almost old AF... Nooooooooooo!!!!!

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Have her hit me up for garage bar rentals.***

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May 13, 2024, 6:32 PM
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You are the meme master. - RPMcMurphy®

Trump is not a phony. - RememberTheDanny


yeah sure. Let's just invite ed Snowden while we're at it.***

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May 13, 2024, 6:49 PM
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drunk at the putt putt.


Alexa, add Edward Snowden to Obed birthday invite list.***

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May 13, 2024, 7:37 PM
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[Catahoula] used to be almost solely a PnR rascal, but now has adopted shidpoasting with a passion. -bengaline

You are the meme master. - RPMcMurphy®

Trump is not a phony. - RememberTheDanny


"Adding FBcooch to the drone strike list."***

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May 13, 2024, 8:30 PM
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drunk at the putt putt.


Re: "Adding FBcooch to the drone strike list."***


May 13, 2024, 9:04 PM
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Son, the soldiers of Murderburg will come to protect Aynus

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How many fire pits?

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May 13, 2024, 7:01 PM
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throw a party with all your friends***

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May 13, 2024, 8:13 PM
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"something in these hills..." -joe sherman


Advice

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May 13, 2024, 8:17 PM
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If another pandemic quarantine starts two weeks before your 50th, DO have your whole fam get drunk with you on a 6 hour Zoom

DO NOT attempt to drink 2 bottles of red wine by yourself

If no pandemic, then have 4 fire pits in the backyard with the lame neighbor couples

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Dang - you a millennial?


May 13, 2024, 10:51 PM
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whatever, you are still a young'un.

but, have fun catching up!

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John 3:16; 14:1-6


I turn 65 this fall

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May 13, 2024, 11:06 PM
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and am feeling every bit of it ... but 50 seems like yesterday.

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"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard."
- H. L. Mencken


I believe you

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May 14, 2024, 7:28 AM
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Not sure where the 40’s went.

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For what it's worth, my 50s were awesome.


May 14, 2024, 10:18 AM
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I was financially in a good place, had great friends and neighbors, good times with the wife and watching the kids grow into adults, and was in good enough shape physically to enjoy it all to the max.

Wishing the same for you.

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"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard."
- H. L. Mencken


I can't wait to be invited

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May 14, 2024, 7:47 AM
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Then not show up







Jk. No chance I get invited

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Offishul Evite

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May 14, 2024, 8:09 AM
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Com to Obed's 50th birthday Neopolitan Hotdog bash. We will have water from a hose but bring yore own cup. No bluetooth but you can put your phone in a solo cup to make it louder and play music. First 20 guests get hot dog chili until the can of Castleberry's runs out.

Check one

yes

no

maybe

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give me two solo cups, and a toilet paper roll


May 14, 2024, 9:00 AM
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and it's a deal

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If your wife tells you that YOU get to pick the restaurant...

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May 14, 2024, 8:18 AM
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IT'S A TRAP AND SHE WILL VETO ALL YOUR CHOICES. Just choose the one that you think she will like.

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I am angry for you all over again.***

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May 14, 2024, 12:45 PM
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I bet you have some very soft and silky skin

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May 14, 2024, 12:58 PM [ in reply to If your wife tells you that YOU get to pick the restaurant... ]
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ON THE BACKS OF YOUR HANDS.

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So you're about to grow out of the pullups?


May 15, 2024, 2:45 AM
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I turn 72 in 19 days. If you have any pullups left I can use them if you're not asking full retail price.

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