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Nov 30, 1999, 12:00 AM

Twas the week before Thanksgiving and all through the South,
All coots of FGF were running their mouths.
On Friday nite as they lay in their beds,
Visions of trick plays, secret plans and 300lb running backs danced through their heads.
As theY settled into their seats about 12:35,
a drunken coot decreed "lou and the ##### will skin these taters alive."
In the first quarter it was easy to see
"these taters can't even make a three!"
In the second quarter there came such a clatter.
The coots awoke from their naps to see what was the matter.
Woody, Zack and Rod were scoring and moving the ball,
while the Termite nailed their hides to the wall!!
The first half ended, it just can't be,
the coots were being beaten by the lowly ACC.
The third frame where good teams show their pride,
All the coots could do was line-up OFF-SIDES!!!!
Lou cried and screamed as loud as he could,
"These ACC officials boil my blood"

When the fourth started it was now a sleeper.
Give it to Woody and let him run a "keeper"
What happened next is a mystery, you see -
the coots didn't want to make SEC history.
The coots scratched and clawed their way back into the game.
"The lowly TIGERS, we're going to tame!"
A touchdown was scored and out of the blue,
Lou said "da we're going for two."
Fourth and 10 from the coots 29,
Gardner said "Throw it to me we'll be just fine"
Woody threw a perfect tater.
The catch was a death blow -
to the coots like the exterminator.
Freeman turned and looked for a flag to see,
Then cried and whinned "He pushed Me"

But like all coots he is full of crap,
MAN, he couldn't even find his own jock strap.
As the clock ran down it was plain to see,
the only victory the coots got is the block C.

The coots cried and whined an awful lot.
The ACC officials, injuries, sec schedule, and even BRAD SCOTT.

The gist of this story I hope you will get....YOU CAN'T MAKE CHICKEN SALAD OUT OF CHICKEN @$&*

Let's go have fun in hot lanta and the peach;
tell all the gamecock fans the bowls are out of their reach!!!!!!!!!!
GO TIGERS YOU ARE OUR NUMBER 1
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