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Tiger Titan [49755]
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GITT with the worse occupation to date/marry
Mar 6, 2020, 8:30 AM
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1. Stripper
2. Belly Dancer
3. Nurse
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PE Teacher***
Mar 6, 2020, 8:31 AM
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Tiger Titan [49755]
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90% of the female PE teachers I know
Mar 6, 2020, 8:32 AM
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really like scissors
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Ultimate Tiger [33431]
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Re: PE Teacher***
Mar 6, 2020, 9:11 AM
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TigerNet Icon [154377]
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Hey I’m married to a belly dancer
Mar 6, 2020, 8:35 AM
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Don’t knock it until you try it.
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Tiger Titan [49755]
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I'm sorry you're the sole bread winner
Mar 6, 2020, 8:45 AM
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in your house
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Worst
Mar 6, 2020, 8:36 AM
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you're a certified teacher?
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Orange Immortal [62097]
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Hairdresser
Mar 6, 2020, 8:40 AM
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have you ever known a mentally stable female hairdresser/stylist/cosmetologist/whatever they are called?
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Heisman Winner [86887]
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Actually, I know 2
Mar 6, 2020, 8:47 AM
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One really does have her #### together. She didn't when she started (but what girl does when they are 20-30 years old) but now is killing it. Probably cracks $200K/year on 4 days a week due to people vacationing from Ohio on IOP.
The other is my SIL, and like the other girl we know, she was pretty flakey when she was younger. Consistently dating a bunch of losers. Then she married a guy who was apparently pretty good for her, and seem to have her #### together now. She works like 3 days a week, and is breaking $100K/year.
If a woman has a real gift of gab, they can kill it.
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Tiger Titan [49755]
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I only know 1. Was the definitive hoe into a housewife
Mar 6, 2020, 8:48 AM
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and a hair dresser. Seems pretty stable now.
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Women who go into that literally have no other career
Mar 6, 2020, 8:58 AM
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plan, which is fine. Many have also figured out that they won't be able to rely on a dude (because they've dated a bunch of losers) for their sustenance (which is also good).
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Tiger Titan [49755]
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I use to get my hair cut at a cosmetology school
Mar 6, 2020, 9:00 AM
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while my barber was getting over breaking her hip.
Every single one of those girls was one bad decision away from a meth addiction. Pretty sure some were already there.
Every one had at least 2 children by different fathers and was currently dating a guy who "is planning on making it big in welding when goes back to school"
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Former HS gf (now a hair stylist)
Mar 6, 2020, 9:05 AM
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has 4 boys, 3 different dads, not married, was dating a welder, now dating another dood.
Anways, told this one before, butttt..
What's the difference between a Porsche and Mclovin's exgfs? Most of the guys from (insert home town here) have never been in a Porsche before.
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Tiger Titan [49755]
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Small towns bruh ***
Mar 6, 2020, 9:08 AM
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Looks like she tried a little too hard to leave.***
Mar 6, 2020, 9:44 AM
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Tiger Titan [49755]
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You know what they say
Mar 6, 2020, 11:03 AM
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You've put your dink in one small town girl, you've sword fight with all small town guys
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [103396]
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Want to take a guess
Mar 6, 2020, 11:13 AM
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Who is the small town girl?
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Heisman Winner [86887]
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I could def see that side of it.
Mar 6, 2020, 9:09 AM
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I don't know that many hairdressers, but knowing where the two I do know were at when they started..I could see it have turned out the exact opposite.
Dude my SIL married should get a medal. He literally saved that chick from herself.
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***Applies to Kenneth Shuler******
Mar 6, 2020, 8:52 AM
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Its the gift of gab that propels one above the other
Mar 6, 2020, 9:06 AM
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I hear my wife say that after a while they all get where they don't do her hair right any more so she has to go to someone else. But the clincher is the hair dresser has to talk to every. stupid. client. and act like they care is what sets them apart tip-wise. I obviously couldn't do that job. Its almost like acting in a sense. The hair cutting and coloring is secondary.
The one who makes $200K/year said some days she goes in and kind of zones out (like Will Farrell in Old School), and sometimes comes home and she won't even remember who she talked to all day. And it's a pretty steady gig--even during the recession she was still killing it. Interestingly enough, the salon she works has 401K and a bonus plan. They have pretty good holiday parties too--my wife and I have been to a few of those. It must be a pretty profitable business all the way around.
But it's not a good business for someone who likes to do a lot of coke or other drugs, because they have to deal with a ton of cash.
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Tiger Titan [49755]
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And I'm the opposite. I will pay more money
Mar 6, 2020, 9:08 AM
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for you to cut my hair and not say a word to me.
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Heisman Winner [86887]
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Well, you're a dude.
Mar 6, 2020, 9:10 AM
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Not to go all Tiggity® red pill on you, but women and men are wired almost completely opposite. You're married; that's no secret.
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [103396]
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Hang on a sec. Men talk lots in the barber shop
Mar 6, 2020, 9:40 AM
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Just about different stuff than women at hairdressers. You want to know what's happening in any town/city....go to the best hairdresser (women) and barber (men) and you can be fully briefed.
Actually, a good barber (men) will not dish out gossip at all. They just sit there all day and soak it up like a sponge, then wring it all out when they get home. They never share personal info, it's like rule #1 in the book, just above "know how to cut hair".
My barber cut Steve Spurrier's hair, Lou Holtz's hair, several gubnah's hair, lots of politicians, bidnessmen, etc. He's been doing it for almost 50 years and he knows ###### well what he can and can't talk about. Same as me in my work. I could write one helluva book. Professionalism keeps male barber shops in the clear. Now women, and hairdressers, can't confirm, but I imagine they dish out garbage all day long. Who knows.
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Heisman Winner [86887]
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I have no idea.
Mar 6, 2020, 9:45 AM
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I haven't been a to a barber shop since I was 8.
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [103396]
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I actually know a guy named Kenneth Shuler
Mar 6, 2020, 11:08 AM
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That’s not him, but seeing those billboards always brings a chuckle
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Unemployed drug addict***
Mar 6, 2020, 9:00 AM
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ALWAYS go for the employed drug addict when choosing between
Mar 6, 2020, 9:02 AM
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the two.
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Tiger Titan [50575]
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Any occupation that requires you to have/use an
Mar 6, 2020, 9:18 AM
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Obamaphone
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Heisman Winner [86887]
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so..Uber/Lyft driver?***
Mar 6, 2020, 9:19 AM
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Engineers
Mar 6, 2020, 9:18 AM
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Curious as to why you listed nurse? *****
Mar 6, 2020, 9:19 AM
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Tiger Titan [49755]
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Re: Curious as to why you listed nurse? *****
Mar 6, 2020, 9:20 AM
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I never said they weren't a bit freaky ;) ....
Mar 6, 2020, 9:31 AM
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5 Reasons Why You Should Date A Nurse
Nurses have money. The health care and nursing professions are in significant demand.
The sex is better. Nurses are comfortable with human anatomy. Nurses have seen it all.
Nurses work long hours. How is this an advantage for you? You get more me time.
Nurses have a brain. It takes some mental ability to pass all those nursing courses.
Free medical advice.
Message was edited by: celtic_tiger®
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Tiger Titan [49755]
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My wife is brilliant when it comes to geriatric care
Mar 6, 2020, 9:40 AM
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knows what to do, and when to call for a doctor/ambulance. Also knows when to be a mean ##### to the old fart trying to grab her ###.
But when it comes to my kids, she's dumber than a box of rocks. Son of was sick last weekend. She's watching him sleep then starts freaking out because she claims he has angular breathing or some ######## and is not going to get enough oxygen.
No discoloration on his lips/fingers/toes/extremities
Wake him up.
He says his name, where he is, who I am, who he is etc.
Still not good enough. Still wants to call an ambulance.
What I said next really pissed her off and she didn't talk to me for 2 days.
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I'm pretty convinced there isn't a whole lot of "brain" in
Mar 6, 2020, 11:36 AM
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healthcare at all anymore. They are memorization robots, throw them a curve ball and they don't know what to do. Every patient is treated the same as if they're reading off of a ######.
Now they're not all like this, you can still find some common sense in there, but it seems to be trending that way.
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Pro: they have access to lotsa fun narcotics
Mar 6, 2020, 9:26 AM
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Con: they have access to lotsa narcotics to slowly and painfully KILLYOURASS leaving no evidence.
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Statistician/Data Analyst
Mar 6, 2020, 9:32 AM
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Trust me here.
Best is prolly a teacher.
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Anal-yst? go on.......***
Mar 6, 2020, 9:44 AM
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [103396]
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? Nowhere to go. Go on where? Like I said....***
Mar 6, 2020, 9:55 AM
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Black couch cleaner.
Mar 6, 2020, 11:57 AM
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Garbageman
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