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Have you ever wondered why a cat always lands on its feet?

Feb 3, 2025, 7:11 PM

I’m pretty sure it’s because cats are secretly ninjas in disguise. They have the stealth, the agility, and the coolness factor. Plus, they can climb walls and sneak up on you without you even noticing. It's pretty obvious when you think about it. And, speaking of walls, have you ever tried to climb a wall? It’s not as easy as it looks. You need a lot of upper body strength, good grip, and a lot of courage. Plus, you need to make sure you don’t fall. Falling is bad. It’s like the opposite of climbing. It’s like descending, but faster and more painful. Pain is an interesting thing. It’s like your body’s way of telling you that something is wrong. But sometimes pain can be a good thing, like when you exercise. That’s why I think they should make exercise more fun. Like, instead of running on a treadmill, why not have a giant hamster wheel for people? Or instead of lifting weights, why not have a game show where you have to lift giant stuffed animals? That would be way more fun than just lifting boring old weights. Speaking of game shows, have you ever watched a game show and thought to yourself, “I could do that!”? Like, when you watch Jeopardy and you know all the answers? Or when you watch Wheel of Fortune and you solve the puzzle before the contestants? It’s like, come on, it’s not that hard! But then again, it’s easy to say that when you’re sitting on your couch eating chips. Chips are a great snack, but have you ever tried dipping them in something other than salsa or guacamole? Like, what if you dipped chips in chocolate sauce? Or maple syrup? Or ketchup? The possibilities are endless! Well, maybe not endless, but there are a lot of possibilities. Ketchup is an interesting condiment. It’s like the jack-of-all-trades of condiments. You can put it on burgers, fries, hot dogs, eggs, and even macaroni and cheese. It’s like the Swiss Army knife of condimentTomatoes are a fruit, did you know that? I know, it’s weird, right? They don’t look like a fruit, they don’t taste like a fruit, but they are technically a fruit. But then again, so are cucumbers, peppers, and pickles. It’s like the world of fruits is full of imposters!s. But why is it called ketchup? Shouldn’t it be called tomato sauce? Or red sauce? Or tomato paste? Have you ever thought about investigating that, because I think you should.