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Oculus Spirit [40125]
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Hello. I'm Jimmy. This is my shame.
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Mar 12, 2025, 5:44 PM
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I've been at stable weight for some time. Can't break through it, but also haven't been going up. Same story for about 6mo. Over the last few weeks though, I've picked up 8-10 lbs. I'm like, wtf^ mate because this is sudden and way out of character.
But today at the grocery store I went to pick up some more fig newtons, and realized on the carton those tiny bastards are 100 calories for ever two cookies.
The other day, Jimmy downed an entire package in 24 hours. That's 2k calories in one sitting. And Jimmy ripped through four cartons in probably a week or two.
So yeah...
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TigerNet Legend [146562]
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There's a trick you can use which allows you to eat what you want and still lose
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Mar 12, 2025, 5:49 PM
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weight. I mean, if bulimia is good enough for supermodels and Kardashians, it's good enough for you. Now go grab a pallet of those delicious Fig Newtons and don't even look back!
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Ultimate Tiger [34063]
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I tried that but counting the calories that come back up is tough***
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Mar 12, 2025, 5:53 PM
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Oculus Spirit [40125]
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It's also good for jobbers.
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Mar 12, 2025, 6:55 PM
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So I hear.
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Re: Hello. I'm Jimmy. This is my shame.
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Mar 12, 2025, 6:04 PM
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I want to write a “Hello, I’m FastChad. This is my shame” post, but it would be too depressing and nobody has time to read all that.
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Top TigerNet [31773]
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Re: Hello. I'm Jimmy. This is my shame.
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Mar 12, 2025, 6:06 PM
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YES WE DO!
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Oculus Spirit [40125]
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Ring of Honor [21946]
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On a lazy Tuesday night at Applebees...***
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Mar 13, 2025, 9:18 AM
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Silently crying over my riblets***
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Mar 13, 2025, 9:27 AM
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Re: Hello. I'm Jimmy. This is my shame.
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Mar 12, 2025, 6:05 PM
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I've been on an Artisen gelato diet lately. I highly recommend it. I'm not sure if it helps with weight loss, but still... I recommend it.
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TigerNet Immortal [175002]
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I feel like people who love fig newtons
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Mar 12, 2025, 6:10 PM
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Are really pale and carry an inhaler everywhere.
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Re: I feel like people who love fig newtons
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Mar 12, 2025, 6:20 PM
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I don't have an inhaler
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Re: No shame
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Mar 12, 2025, 6:18 PM
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in yo game brag
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Clemson Conqueror [11260]
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Fig Newtons taste bad enough to be good for you
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Mar 12, 2025, 6:22 PM
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but they’re not…
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Top TigerNet [31773]
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TIL
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Mar 12, 2025, 6:27 PM
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Fig Newtons are not universally loved
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TigerNet Legend [146562]
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Fig Newtons don't even begin to compare to Lance Fig Cakes.
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Mar 12, 2025, 7:20 PM
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Lance makes the absolute best fig cookie PERIOD. I'm not even sure they still make them because they've become impossible to find. Luckily, Little Debbie makes a suitable replacement. Not as good, but still far better than Fig Newtons.
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Those are the ones i got addicted to when I was 9.***
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Mar 12, 2025, 7:52 PM
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Re: Hello. I'm Jimmy. This is my shame.
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Mar 12, 2025, 6:24 PM
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Tiger Spirit [9384]
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Fattest I've ever been in my life
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Mar 12, 2025, 6:46 PM
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Reached 2 bills, and feel terrible
I'm with ya man
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Heisman Winner [79175]
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There's a lot of things worth gaining weight for
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Mar 12, 2025, 7:06 PM
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Fog newtons ain't one
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Oculus Spirit [40125]
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Strong disagree there, Maulchacho.***
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Mar 12, 2025, 8:11 PM
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TigerNet Immortal [166466]
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i got a hook up for milanos if youre looking
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Mar 12, 2025, 8:37 PM
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Orange Blooded [2350]
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Oreos even more worster
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Mar 12, 2025, 9:15 PM
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My Dad has been trying to lose weight for a couple of years now. The other night he was saying "I don't eat any junk food other than Oreos when I'm watching the news before bed"
I asked him how many Oreos he was eating and he said about 6-8 every night.
I was like, uh, there ya go. You can get everything else right and blow it by inhaling 600 calories worth of Oreos in one sitting. It's the difference between maintaining weight and putting on 1 lb of body fat per week (literally if you're otherwise eating at maintenance.
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Orange Blooded [2350]
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Okay, now allow me to get down off my high horse
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Mar 12, 2025, 9:31 PM
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There's levels to this thing. One Saturday every month, I eat about 6000-7000 calories in one day.
This is enough that it allows me to satisfies all my cravings, and only undoes about 3--4 days of gym and caloric deficit progress. It's also good to reboot your metabolism and induce some leptin production so your body doesn't shut down from low calorie intake.
Here's what that cheat day looks like:
- breakfast with double order of French toas, 2 eggs, 4 slices bacon
- Hit legs heavy. Basically make it so I have trouble walkin out of the gym
-12 smoked wings from Midwood or a slab of ribs
- Bag of Doritos
- sharing size bag of M&Ms
- 4 Reese's cups
- A medium pizza or ribeye steak and tater
- pint of vanilla ice cream with Heath bar crumbles
- a bag of sour patch kids
Total intake (6000-7000) - Total daily energy expenditure (4000 cals) equals about 2000-3000 calorie surplus, which is 0.66-0.75 pounds if I don't burn it off immediately.
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Re: Okay, now allow me to get down off my high horse
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Mar 12, 2025, 9:40 PM
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“so I have trouble walkin“
I bet you do Lou Saynus
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Orange Blooded [2350]
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Don't be groce
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Mar 12, 2025, 9:48 PM
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I can't walk because I'm doing 10000-12000 lbs of volume on squats.
Before putting my butt plug in, that is
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Oculus Spirit [40125]
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Re: whoa whoa whoa.
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Mar 13, 2025, 1:01 AM
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Da pig out
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Re: Hello. I'm Jimmy. This is my shame.
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Mar 12, 2025, 9:38 PM
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Don't forget, up to one maggot per pound of fig paste is allowed (no charge)!***
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Re: Hello. I'm Jimmy. This is my shame.
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Oculus Spirit [40125]
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You can't have your fig newton and eat it too.***
Mar 13, 2025, 10:10 AM
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