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Hump Day isn't the problem! These 'Dad Jokes'...you be the judge!
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Oct 8, 2025, 7:42 AM
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My imagination says time moves faster than ever before! It has to be my imagination, right? Sheesh!
How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? You will see one later and one in a while. (Please don't hate me...just sharing!)
Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin! (Ok...you can hate, it's only fair!)
Why does a peen-i$ have a hole at the end? So a man can be open-minded! (Yeah, the ladies love that one!)
Happy Hump Day, T-Nation! Go Tigers, ALWAYS!
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do.
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Oct 8, 2025, 7:46 AM
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And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down.
Bob Newhart
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Hey!
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Oct 8, 2025, 8:36 AM
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I resemble that remark!
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All in good fun...***
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Oct 8, 2025, 8:56 AM
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Exactly and it's a good thing bob doesn't have any feelings we can hurt...***
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Oct 8, 2025, 9:33 AM
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Ultimate Tiger [34371]
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He has a wheel...
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Oct 8, 2025, 9:48 AM
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He's fine!
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Re: Hump Day isn't the problem! These 'Dad Jokes'...you be the judge!
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Oct 8, 2025, 8:40 AM
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What is it called when a chameleon can't change colors? A reptile dysfunction.
Mickey Mouse goes to his lawyer to divorce Minnie Mouse. The lawyer says, "You can't divorce Minnie Mouse just because you say she's crazy!" Mickey says, "I didn't say she was crazy. I said she was f*&king Goofy!"
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Re: Hump Day isn't the problem! These 'Dad Jokes'...you be the judge!
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Oct 8, 2025, 8:41 AM
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Salty for the win with alligators and crocodiles.
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Re: Hump Day isn't the problem! These 'Dad Jokes'...you be the judge!
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Oct 8, 2025, 9:01 AM
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An electrician didn’t get home until after 2am.
Wife: “Wire you insulate?
Electrician: “Watts it to you? I’m ohm aren’t I?”
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Ultimate Tiger [34371]
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Oh, geez...
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Oct 8, 2025, 9:05 AM
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BigAl31® won't like you stealing his groan!
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Re: Hump Day isn't the problem! These 'Dad Jokes'...you be the judge!
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Oct 8, 2025, 10:44 AM
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My wife said to me “ You look better without glasses”. I said “ Thanks, you look better without my glasses too”.
And then the fight started.
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Re: Hump Day isn't the problem! These 'Dad Jokes'...you be the judge!
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Oct 9, 2025, 8:09 AM
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But you blindly ask for it!!!
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lol, +1***
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Oct 8, 2025, 11:47 AM
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If the Good Lord wanted me to touch my toes
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Oct 9, 2025, 7:27 AM
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He would’ve put them on my knees🤗‼️
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