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Another Day...another 'Dad Joke'...and the beat goes on...
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Nov 12, 2025, 8:19 AM
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Pretty sure Clemgalalways® will endorse this message!
A man has filed a lawsuit against Smart Water, because it hasn't made him smarter.
My attorney is preparing my suit against Thin Mints!
Hacker: I have all your passwords!
Me: Oh, thank you! What are they? 
Hmmm, so...if you put a potato in the microwave and press 'Pizza', when you take it out, it's still a potato. That's how genders work. 🤷
Cresting the week already...time needs to slow down! Oh, well...own the day, Tiger Nation! Go Tigers, ALWAYS!
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Re: Another Day...another 'Dad Joke'...and the beat goes on...
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Nov 12, 2025, 8:22 AM
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Tiger Titan [46632]
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LOL
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Nov 12, 2025, 8:22 AM
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [109420]
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lol, +1***
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Nov 12, 2025, 8:25 AM
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Happy Wednesday!
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Nov 12, 2025, 8:25 AM
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What's the difference between iron man and iron woman?
One's a super hero, the other is a command.
Happy hump day!
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Rival Killer [2786]
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Thank you BigAl!
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Nov 12, 2025, 10:35 AM
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I got out of the navy in December 2021 and now work for Los Alamos National Lab.
I thought it would be fitting today 😉
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Re: Another Day...another 'Dad Joke'...and the beat goes on...
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Nov 12, 2025, 8:35 AM
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I used to scuba dive, but I gave it up.
Deep down, I realized it wasn’t for me.
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Re: Another Day...another 'Dad Joke'...and the beat goes on...
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Nov 12, 2025, 8:38 AM
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Having a Dog named Shark at the beach was a mistake.
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Oculus Spirit [40202]
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Why did Aladdin get banned from Tnet? He used performance enhancing rugs.
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Nov 12, 2025, 8:53 AM
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My wife said she would leave if I didn’t stop telling Star Wars puns. I said, “May divorce be with you.” It was a Wookie mistake, but she’ll get the house, and I’ll get the toy Yoda. Then if I try to meet women at a Star Wars Convention, I’ll be looking for love in Alderaan places. I’ll have to Han Solo. It’s all about control, you must learn control.
What's the difference between a cop who says thank you and Socrates?
One is a grateful officer, the other is a great philosopher.
What’s the difference between a lobster and a Chinese man hit by a bus?
One’s a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian
What’s the difference between a dirty Greyhound depot and a lobster with big ####?
One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team?... nevermind.
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost 3 days already.
Ode to InspectorM
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Re: Another Day...another 'Dad Joke'...and the beat goes on...
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Nov 12, 2025, 9:37 AM
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No truer words!!!
🤣🤣🤣
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Nov 12, 2025, 8:34 PM
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How do you circumcise a whale?
With four skin divers.
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