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Good morning, how was my birthday?
Nov 15, 2021, 7:36 AM
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Thanks for asking.
- - Friday - - Crawled into bed after work because I was tired. Watched Apocalypse Now for the first time. Great movie! This was the *Redux* version that they released with like 40 minutes of extra footage. Wife made a chicken spaghetti type dish that was really good. Wife and kids gave me my birthday gifts early... a nice Filson hat (see pictures), a new flannel shirt, a fillet knife, and a bag of gummie nerd clusters. While savoring my last few gummie nerd clusters, I bit down on a nerd the wrong way and broke off my front tooth. Now I look like Lloyd Christmas. No hanky panky from the wife.
- - Saturday - - Went hunting behind the house. Saw a big-bodied 4 point buck and a bunch of small doe. I let them walk. Wife made french toast, bacon, and sausage for me. She also made me a bunch of mimosas. I'm too old for morning-drinking. I think I probably drank a bottle and a half of Proseco, so I wasn't worth a crap the rest of the day. Watched the Clemson game with my boy and my 2 year old nephew. Slept through the second half. Went to Private Property in Lexington for dinner. Had the 16oz blackened ribeye and half of my wife's fillet. Paid for my own dinner... just about $200. Took the family for milkshakes. No hanky-panky from wife.
- - Sunday - - Went hunting, saw a pile of smaller doe and a spike. Didn't shoot any. Went to church with the kids. Lunch at Price's BBQ in Gilbert with my dad and family. Drove up to the deer processor in Prosperity to pick up two deer that were ready. Went to (and sorta hosted) my son's football team's end of the year party. Ate Little Caesars. In bed by 8pm. No hanky panky from wife.


TLDR: Got a cool hat, broke a tooth, paid for my own dinner, got no hanky-panky. Lots of time to myself. 7/10.
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Welcome to middle age***
Nov 15, 2021, 7:46 AM
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Ring of Honor [23108]
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Really need a pig or two of missing tooth smile
Nov 15, 2021, 7:58 AM
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While wearing the hat.
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This should get you pretty close...
Nov 15, 2021, 8:53 AM
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Ring of Honor [23108]
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I'm understanding the no hanky panky thing now.
Nov 15, 2021, 9:02 AM
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Did you insist on wearing the hat or were you trying to get her to wear it?
I broke my front tooth a couple years ago and had to go through the weekend before my dentist could fix it. Not much fun. Thought I was going to accidentally slice my tongue off before I got there. Broken teeth are sharp!
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Re: Good morning, how was my birthday?
Nov 15, 2021, 8:07 AM
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This all seems so Deja Vu
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Re: Good morning, how was my birthday?
Nov 15, 2021, 11:05 AM
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Remember, never get out of the GD boat!
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Re: Good morning, how was my birthday?
Nov 15, 2021, 11:31 AM
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Private Property is the BOMB
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Ring of Honor [22112]
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I'm concerned that your wife doesn't know about Birthday
Nov 15, 2021, 5:07 PM
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Sexxxxx.
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