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Sep 4, 2025, 7:09 AM
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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space...
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From a math person ...
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Sep 4, 2025, 7:10 AM
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Did you know that there's a fine line between a denominator and a numerator?
Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
I asked my dog what's two minus two.
He said nothing.
Why do programmers prefer coding in dark mode?
Because the light attracts bugs.
That's all I got ...
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Sep 4, 2025, 7:26 AM
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Since light travels faster than sound ---
People may appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Sep 4, 2025, 8:34 AM
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My neighbor said that the founder of Ricola throat lozenges recently died unexpectedly. He said there was no coffin at the funeral.
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Sep 4, 2025, 8:34 AM
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Little Johnny comes down to breakfast.
Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
"Not yet," said Little Johnny.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken.
He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon?
Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.
Little Johnny looks up at his mother with a smile, and says: "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"
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lol, +1***
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Sep 4, 2025, 9:40 AM
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A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm…”I’d like to buy a horth” he says.
“What kind of horse?” Asked the owner.
‘A female horth”… the owner shows him a mare.
“Nithe horth” said the dwarf. “Can I thee her eyth?”
The owner picks him up and shows the eyes.
“Nithe eyth”’ said the dwarf. “Can I thee her teeth?”
The owner picks him up and shows him her teeth.
“Nithe teeth” he says “Now can I thee her twot?”
The owner picks him up and shoves his head deep into the horse’s ######, then pulls his head out.
The dwarf shakes his head and says, “perhaps I should weedwaze that…can I thee her wun awound?!”
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