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Friday 'Dad Joke'...

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Jan 17, 2025, 7:38 AM
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Why did the pasta call his friend?

He was feeling cannelloni...(ta dum...)



And because two are better than one....


I just heard the unfortunate news about the Italian chef...he pasta way. Sad he ran out of thyme.

(Never said they were good...just that there's two today)


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Jan 17, 2025, 7:44 AM
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And the first one didn’t set to e bar very high for the second one to be better….

Happy Solid Orange Friday. Love the Dad joke threads.

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It beats

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Jan 17, 2025, 7:47 AM
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Beetchin and whinin'... :) I don't think that's why we were put on this 'coil'.

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Jan 17, 2025, 7:47 AM
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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says “Wow, I have never served a weasel before. What will you have?”
“Pop” goes the weasel.

Weasel must have been a Yankee.

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Jan 17, 2025, 9:02 AM
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I support many a stereotype, but you gotta be accurate: Yankees say ‘soda’; midwesterners say ‘pop’; you say ‘Coke’ regardless of which carbonated beverage you’re consuming.

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Jan 17, 2025, 10:59 AM
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Some real hard core Yankees call it tonic...at least in Boston they do.

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Jan 17, 2025, 8:12 AM
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What do call a bear with no teeth?


A Gummy Bear.

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Jan 17, 2025, 8:32 AM
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How much do they pay for dad jokes in Italy?

A penne orzo.

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Jan 17, 2025, 10:54 AM
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A horse walks into a bar, and sits down. The bartender say " why the long face"?

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I had to read it a couple of thymes....

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Jan 17, 2025, 8:36 AM
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...before finding the typo. (felling = feeling)

Disclaimer: The credit for for finding it goes parsley to Rosemary. She's a sage.

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Thanks, Bret

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Jan 17, 2025, 10:19 AM
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Sigh...corrected. And that was after coffee...

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What do you call a person with no nose?

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Jan 17, 2025, 8:37 AM
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Nobody nose

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What do you call a person with 2 noses?

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Jan 17, 2025, 8:38 AM
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No one nose.

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I remember that guy, he starved to death because he...

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Jan 17, 2025, 9:40 AM
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ran out of dough.

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What happens if you don't pay the exorcist?

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Jan 17, 2025, 10:12 AM
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You get repossessed.

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Jan 17, 2025, 10:58 AM
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Why don't people like jokes about Friday?

Because their sense of humor is week.

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