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Fire up the Friday...the 'Dad Joke' way!
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Nov 7, 2025, 8:12 AM
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Women rejoice! Men can now listen! You're welcome! 
A man walks into a bar...barkeep asks, 'Why the long face?'
"My wife's been sleeping with another man...I'm gonna drink myself to death," he replied.
Shocked, the bartender says, "I'm sorry...I can't help you kill yourself!"
"Well, what would you do?", the man asked.
Puffing up his chest, the bartender answered, "If I found my wife was with another man, I wouldn't sit around feeling sorry for myself. I'd kill him!"
The man said, "That's a great idea! Thanks!" Out the door he ran.
A couple hours pass and the bartender is getting nervous...and then the man walks back in, sits with a smile on his face.
Nervously, the bartender inquires, "Did you kill him?"
"Nope! I slept with your wife! Whiskey, please!"
Enjoy Friday...wrap up this week in style, Tiger Nation! Go Tigers, ALWAYS!
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lol***
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Nov 7, 2025, 8:14 AM
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Re: Fire up the Friday...the 'Dad Joke' way!
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Nov 7, 2025, 8:15 AM
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Toby rubbed a lamp and discovered that he had released a genie!!
Genie: I will grant you three wishes! What’s your first wish?
Toby: I wish I were Rich.
Genie: Granted, what’s your second wish?
Rich: I want lots of money.
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TigerNet Eternal Icon [186539]
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Must be a
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Nov 7, 2025, 8:18 AM
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Gamecock grad
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Re: Fire up the Friday...the 'Dad Joke' way!
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Nov 7, 2025, 8:15 AM
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🤣🤣🤣
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Re: Fire up the Friday...the 'Dad Joke' way!
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Nov 7, 2025, 8:17 AM
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Ultimate Tiger [34382]
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A Confession:
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Nov 7, 2025, 8:20 AM
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I owe my mental state to Gary Larson and 'The Far Side'!
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Re: Fire up the Friday...the 'Dad Joke' way!
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Nov 7, 2025, 8:21 AM
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People ask me why I post on here…The answer is simple:
To disturb the humorless and humor the disturbed!
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Re: Fire up the Friday...the 'Dad Joke' way!
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Nov 7, 2025, 8:22 AM
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Q: What do you get when you surround a trailer park with a brick wall?
A: Doak Campbell Stadium
Q: What are the best four years of a Florida State student’s life?
A: First grade
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Re: Fire up the Friday...the 'Dad Joke' way!
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Nov 7, 2025, 8:23 AM
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Little boy tells his nursery teacher he found a dead cat.
"How did you know it was dead?" asks the teacher.
"Because I pi$$ed in its ear & it didn't move" says the boy.
"You did what!?" shrieks the teacher.
"You know" explains the boy, "I leant over & went Psst & it didn't move!"
Two slices of bread got married
The wedding was amazing...
Until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.
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Re: Fire up the Friday...the 'Dad Joke' way!
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Nov 7, 2025, 8:30 AM
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Sign Language
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Nov 7, 2025, 8:35 AM
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Sorry
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Nov 7, 2025, 9:46 AM
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My phone isn't properly attaching images.
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Oculus Spirit [40204]
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My math teacher called me average. How mean.
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Nov 7, 2025, 8:50 AM
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When I lost the dictionary, my wife asked, “Did you look upstairs? That would be the first step.” I told her, “I can’t look up anything. I’m at a loss for words!” Then I told her I accidentally ate it, and it was thesaurus throat I ever had. She said she usually eats a synonym roll, and it feels much better, like the one’s grammar used to make. When I finally found the dictionary, someone had torn the pages from the front and back; it just goes from bad to worse.
I wondered why I couldn’t put on my seatbelt. Then it clicked. I almost buckled under pressure, but I had to show some restraint.
Did you know Mean Girls was meant to be a trilogy? The sequels would have been Average Girls and Median Girls.
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I'm beginning to think
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Nov 7, 2025, 9:32 AM
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Nov 7, 2025, 9:03 AM
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Woman: “Grown men let football games ruin their lives”
Man: “Grown women let zodiac signs shape their lives”.
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Nov 7, 2025, 9:37 AM
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InspectorM using “Next Generation”. I’ll use OG, first generation Star Trek:
What did Mr Spock find in the Enterprise toilet?
The Captain’s log.
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