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Deer Evangelicals
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Apr 8, 2024, 2:14 PM
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I will be turning off the sun in a few hours to demonstrate my powers. I can assure you this is not a warning from god, but a warning from me. Knock it off with the abortion crap and stay out of our public schools. And if I hear one more complaint about transexuals or black women, I am going to hurl an asteroid at BibleLand in Rutherford Tennessee, leaving nothing but a crater. Do not make me angry, oh, and I love all of you very much. Just don't cross me anymore.
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Notice how science can ACTUALLY predict future events
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Apr 8, 2024, 2:34 PM
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lmao
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lol at calling planetary movements science***
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Apr 8, 2024, 8:37 PM
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Re: Deer Evangelicals
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Apr 8, 2024, 2:50 PM
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lol, is that what God is doing? Destroying murals?
Sounds like a real busy dude.
Of course you think that's what he's doing.
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Re: Deer Evangelicals
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Apr 8, 2024, 2:58 PM
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no of course not, lol, it's purely a coincidence
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Re: Deer Evangelicals
Apr 8, 2024, 3:13 PM
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indeed it is.
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dressed in drag, reading to 1st graders would be my guess.***
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Apr 8, 2024, 3:29 PM
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Re: dressed in drag, reading to 1st graders would be my guess.***
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Apr 8, 2024, 3:34 PM
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How much you guys want to bet chem tucks it back lol
He brings it up a lot!
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Re: Deer Evangelicals
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Apr 8, 2024, 2:43 PM
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And let's also be clear that neither climate change nor white supremacy are to be blamed for what's about to transpire.
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Re: Deer Evangelicals
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Apr 8, 2024, 2:52 PM
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Moses must have been reading Scientific American and knew the Red Sea was going to part that day.
Oh, and Noah had the weather channel let him know when to build the Ark.
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holy shidd, you really think there was an ark?
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Apr 8, 2024, 3:34 PM
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loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllll
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lmao
Apr 8, 2024, 4:55 PM
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let me guess, evolution is a hoax but you believe this type of "evidence"?
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Re: lmao
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Apr 8, 2024, 7:38 PM
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You seriously have to be brain dead to believe the big bang.
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Re: lmao
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Apr 8, 2024, 8:08 PM
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Just to be clear, I have to be "brain dead" to believe something that the data show happened?
Interesting.
This is coming from someone who things a snake talked a women into eating a fruit and that was the start of our downfall yes?
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Re: holy shidd, you really think there was an ark?
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Apr 9, 2024, 7:57 AM
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They'd scoff at the idea that Hercules or Thor's stories are real, but if it's a magical story in the Bible, oh no, gotta be real.
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Re: Deer Evangelicals
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Apr 8, 2024, 3:35 PM
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Or it’s clearly a myth lol
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Re: Deer Evangelicals
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Apr 8, 2024, 2:52 PM
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cannot turn off the Son
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Re: Deer Evangelicals
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Apr 8, 2024, 3:02 PM
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If I'm wrong.... for me
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If you're wrong.... for you
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Re: Deer Evangelicals
Apr 8, 2024, 3:16 PM
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You do realize that if you are wrong you can end up in the various other religious hells yes? IT's not just your specific flavor of christianity vs everything else lol.
You are just a f'd as an atheist would be if the mormons are right.
That's how silly pascal's wager is.
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Re: Deer Evangelicals
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Apr 8, 2024, 3:16 PM
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Also, what do you mean "if" you're wrong? I thought you knew the dude personally?
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Re: Deer Evangelicals
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Apr 8, 2024, 4:27 PM
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I do, once you decalsify your pineal gland you'll know just how connected we are
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Re: Deer Evangelicals
Apr 8, 2024, 4:32 PM
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You know him so well you think you could be wrong? that's interesting, I don't think I could be wrong my dad exists.
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Re: Deer Evangelicals
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Apr 8, 2024, 7:39 PM
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I would bet my life on his existence
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Re: Deer Evangelicals
Apr 8, 2024, 8:08 PM
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You would bet? You don't actually know?
Interesting.
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Remember, morals don't exist without the Bible,
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Apr 8, 2024, 3:24 PM
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so if it's wrong, you could have spent a lifetime ###### and stealing and killing and adultering and worshipping false idols--you know, all the stuff we'd all be doing if the Bible didn't exist. You're missing out, bro.
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Re: Deer Evangelicals
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Apr 8, 2024, 7:42 PM
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Probably the greatest achievement satan has pulled off is convincing many he doesn't exist.
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Re: Deer Evangelicals
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Apr 8, 2024, 3:47 PM
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You're not omnipotent as proven by your omission of the double s in transsexuals. You may reside in the Sunshine State, but you have failed in hurling shade.
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Re: Deer Evangelicals
Apr 8, 2024, 4:24 PM
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scoffers and fools
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Re: Deer Evangelicals
Apr 8, 2024, 4:32 PM
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Great slogan for the pubs, you should write a letter.
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