OK, the college football rule book has hit it's maximum limit. There are too many rules/caveats/etc., and the binder is bursting at the seams. With that, I say the rule nerds take out all they pylon rulings (and the helmet coming off crap, while you're at it) to make room this one:
Big Man Bonus
FAT GUY TOUCHDOWNS will be worth eight points versus the typical six. There will be stipulations, however, to prevent you from putting in a lineman on 1st-and-goal from the one-inch line.
The man scoring the touchdown must be over 300 pounds and must have a body fat percentage greater than 20 percent. There’s a difference between large man and fat guy. Also, to qualify for the two-point bonus, this touchdown will need to be over 15 yards.
FAT GUY TOUCHDOWNS may be celebrated from any distance, but only the truly large, rumbling men will be awarded game-altering plays.