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CoronaVirus Toilet Paper Hysteria
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CoronaVirus Toilet Paper Hysteria


Mar 10, 2020, 7:39 AM

https://twitter.com/ClayTravis/status/1237338399331278848?s=20

Why can't they be like regular people and just steal it from work?

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Real men use leaves. Just stay away from poison ivy


Mar 10, 2020, 7:41 AM

and rhododendron leaves.

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Re: Real men use leaves. Just stay away from poison ivy


Mar 10, 2020, 7:55 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HBIq5_z9rU

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Re: Real men use dried corn cobs.***


Mar 10, 2020, 10:18 AM [ in reply to Real men use leaves. Just stay away from poison ivy ]



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Re: Real men use Brillo pads.******


Mar 10, 2020, 12:55 PM



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Sams was out of toilet paper but they had...


Mar 10, 2020, 2:34 PM

green scotchbrite on sale for $10/box. 20 sheets 6"X9". I picked up two.

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this part confuses me


Mar 10, 2020, 8:16 AM

why is everyone hoarding TP?

If you get quarantined at home you can just have it delivered right?
If you get quarantined not at home, it should just be available right?

Mrs Fluff had some delivered and her parents are giving updates about who has it and I'm just sitting there scratching my head.

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We bought some Sunday in our normal trip to the store but


Mar 10, 2020, 8:23 AM

I didn't pay attention as to whether or not the store had much.

I don't understand all the hoarding, but I guess if the proverbial shit hits the fan, these people will have plenty of TP to wipe it with and I will be shit out of luck.

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I guess they are preparing for prouduction to


Mar 10, 2020, 8:28 AM

shutdown. Then they'll have the grandest commodity ever known.

I do wish I'd at least picked some up Sunday night at the store.

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Bruh, I got you. Cottonelle with the Aloe, coming your way


Mar 10, 2020, 8:34 AM

just shoot me $25 per roll via Venmo. 4 roll max though, gotta keep some for myself.

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My policy has always been to let others hoard toilet paper


Mar 10, 2020, 8:34 AM [ in reply to We bought some Sunday in our normal trip to the store but ]

and other valuable commodities, while I hoard weapons and ammo. In the end, you're just serving as my storage unit.

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There were only 4 more boxes of bulk .45 ammo at PSA


Mar 10, 2020, 9:39 AM

last week. Lots of .223/.556 though. Give it a couple of weeks, once everyone stocks up on toilet paper and bottled water they'll come for the ammo.

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honestly, it wouldn't be the calamity you would think.


Mar 10, 2020, 8:47 AM [ in reply to We bought some Sunday in our normal trip to the store but ]

I mean, you're at home. Worst case, you have old socks. You have various dishrags and washcloths. You have a washing machine you can wash these items with. No different than having a baby and having to constantly wash their poop-stained stuff.

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my Terlett is literally right beside my shower


Mar 10, 2020, 9:17 AM

Stand up, take two steps to the right, wash yo’ “self”




In an emergency of course

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I long ago quietly stocked up on things


Mar 10, 2020, 8:44 AM [ in reply to this part confuses me ]

Notsomuch for the virus itself, but for the hoards of mouth breathers who will make things disappear.

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I'm one of those people who buys the Purell & Lysol wipes


Mar 10, 2020, 8:35 AM

but don't use near as many as I think I do (except in my car, I do use them there). I tend to put them in the pantry and then forget I have them; then I'll see them in the store on sale again, say to myself "I wonder if I have any of these at home?"), and buy more.

So I have at least 25 bottles/jars/containers of various sizes and makers, I looked in there last night. I'm good until at least 2027 or so.

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It's like these folks haven't heard of a wash rag!


Mar 10, 2020, 9:19 AM

Wash, rinse, repeat as necessary.

Hang rag on a nail behind the toilet and leave it for the next guy.

I mean, as long as your ######## isn't itchy, does it really matter how clean it is???

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they won't have room for their 5 case limit of water***


Mar 10, 2020, 10:04 AM



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"something in these hills..." -joe sherman


People here are hoarding water


Mar 10, 2020, 10:21 AM

I think they are confusing hurricane season with coronavirus

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Just jump in shower afterward


Mar 10, 2020, 2:21 PM

No TP needed

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Just go in the shower


Mar 10, 2020, 6:50 PM

and mash it all down the drain with your feet

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