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(Corny) Dad Joke Tuesday
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Jan 28, 2025, 6:24 AM
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Why do you not tell secrets in a cornfield?
Too many ears!
Yep...that's 'very dad'!
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Re: (Corny) Dad Joke Tuesday
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Jan 28, 2025, 6:30 AM
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Why is grass so dangerous?
Because it's full of blades!
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Re: (Corny) Dad Joke Tuesday
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Jan 28, 2025, 6:58 AM
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To both 🤣🤣🤣
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Dynasty Maker [3164]
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Orange Elite [5335]
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Confucius say,
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Jan 28, 2025, 7:10 AM
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Man who cook corn and peas in same pot is very unsanitary.
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Hall of Famer [8479]
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Re: (Corny) Dad Joke Tuesday
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Jan 28, 2025, 7:30 AM
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A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon, jumps up on the bar stool and says "I'm looking for the man that shot my pa."
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Orange Immortal [67896]
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Re: (Corny) Dad Joke Tuesday
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Jan 28, 2025, 7:41 AM
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What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
And, another ... A guy walks into a bar... and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.
And, another ... Shout out to my fingers. I can count on all of them.
And, another ... What type of truck is never lonely? A pick-up truck
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Paw Master [17799]
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Q: Whats the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
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Jan 28, 2025, 7:49 AM
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A: The taste.
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Re: Q: Whats the difference between a shower curtain and toilet paper?
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Jan 28, 2025, 8:09 AM
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Ans- I dont know
Ahhh so you're the one!!!
(An old ALF joke)
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Paw Warrior [4787]
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Re: (Corny) Dad Joke Tuesday
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Jan 28, 2025, 9:01 AM
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I come from a unsuccessful family of farmers. We grew cotton and soybeans for a while. Then dad said he was switching crops to make us wealthy! We were gonna grow Cane but weren't Abel!! dum de dum dum!
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Re: (Corny) Dad Joke Tuesday
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Jan 28, 2025, 9:07 AM
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Yesterday I got mugged by six dwarves. Not happy!
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Re: (Corny) Dad Joke Tuesday
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Jan 28, 2025, 9:33 AM
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Man got his left side amputated but he will be all right
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Hall of Famer [8592]
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Re: (Corny) Dad Joke Tuesday
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Jan 28, 2025, 9:45 AM
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Why should you not commit crimes in a potato field?
Too many eyes
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How do you catch a whole school of fish?
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Jan 28, 2025, 9:46 AM
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By using bookworms.
~JKB
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Paw Warrior [4787]
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Re: (Corny) Dad Joke Tuesday
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Jan 28, 2025, 10:19 AM
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In 1814 Col. Jackson captured 45 British soldiers all by himself. When he asked the captives why they were stumbling around.
The captives said, "we were told you wouldn't shoot til you could see the whites of our eye's! So we kept them shut!"
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Jan 29, 2025, 5:47 AM
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Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen!
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Game Day Hero [4196]
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What did the shrimp say to the other shrimp that wouldn't share it's
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Jan 29, 2025, 6:49 AM
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food?
C'mon, dude. Don't be so shellfish.
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Game Day Hero [4196]
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Horse walks into a bar.
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Jan 29, 2025, 6:52 AM
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Bartender looks at him and says "So, why the long face?"
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Game Day Hero [4196]
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Last one.
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Jan 29, 2025, 8:20 AM
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Grasshopper walks into a bar.
Bartender says "Do you realize there's a drink named after you?"
Grasshopper says "Really? You've got a drink named Arnold?"
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Orange Immortal [67896]
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I have heard this one ... but the
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Jan 29, 2025, 11:32 AM
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drink was named "Murray". 😀
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Game Day Hero [4196]
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Yours is MUCH better.
Jan 29, 2025, 3:13 PM
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Re: (Corny) Dad Joke Tuesday
Jan 29, 2025, 10:25 AM
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Now what does this have to do with Clemson Football exactly?
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Game Day Hero [4196]
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Nothing.
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Jan 29, 2025, 3:13 PM
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Why?
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CU Medallion [18776]
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In all honesty,
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Jan 29, 2025, 3:39 PM
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I thought these were poasting in the Ampitheater...it was always 'lit' and that was my intention.
That said...a two wat waffle is gonna waffle. Perhaps his/her/its next three poasts will be better than this first of three. And if it was humor...it failed, epically.
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Re: (Corny) Dad Joke Tuesday
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Jan 29, 2025, 11:22 AM
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Did you know that after all these years, the swimming pool on Titanic is still filled with water?
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