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Clowney having money reminds me of a story my dad told me
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Clowney having money reminds me of a story my dad told me


May 15, 2014, 12:04 PM

Back in the day, my dad had a friend who wasn't the sharpest crayon in the tool shed. He got a job, had some money, and spent it all. He put it in the bank and had a check book. One evening, he got home and his mom told him the bank had sent letters saying he was bouncing checks. He responded like this, "that's impossible momma, I still have checks!".

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Re: Clowney having money reminds me of a story my dad told me


May 15, 2014, 12:08 PM

are you five?

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Re: Clowney having money reminds me of a story my dad told me


May 15, 2014, 12:52 PM

23, but sometimes I wonder lol. Just meant that it was all spent while in the bank, I should have been more clear on that gotta remember the audience

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May 15, 2014, 1:14 PM [ in reply to Re: Clowney having money reminds me of a story my dad told me ]

huh

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Re: Clowney having money reminds me of a story my dad told me


May 15, 2014, 12:09 PM

It will be clowney's entourage (ala Mike Tyson) that bankrupts him! Lol

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Kwesshen


May 15, 2014, 12:10 PM

if he spent it all, how did he put it in the bank?

I have pins and needles that I'm sitting on.

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Re: Kwesshen


May 15, 2014, 12:45 PM

you sure it is pins and needles you are sitting on? some stories about you indicate it could be something else. the post was a joke but as usual you missed the point. but please keep up the sophomoric banter you and your FRIENDS seem to enjoy. but try to remember this is a sports site and not a comic standup audition.

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Thangs


May 15, 2014, 12:50 PM

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Link?***


May 15, 2014, 12:50 PM [ in reply to Re: Kwesshen ]



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May 15, 2014, 1:10 PM [ in reply to Re: Kwesshen ]



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"When I was young, I was sure of many things; now there are only two things of which I am sure: one is, that I am a miserable sinner; and the other, that Christ is an all-sufficient Saviour. He is well-taught who learns these two lessons." -John Newton


Don't worry, he's still a distant second to


May 15, 2014, 1:11 PM

you

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Implied.***


May 15, 2014, 1:12 PM



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Careful, 89.


May 15, 2014, 1:13 PM

You better watch out or he'll send you a vaguely threatening tmale.

But he doesn't respond, which I find odd. He starts the discourse with me but then doesn't respond. Now that's just rude imo

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May 15, 2014, 1:16 PM





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I have all tmales coming FROM you blocked..


May 15, 2014, 1:20 PM [ in reply to Careful, 89. ]

got tired of you sending the ghey pron links nonstop.

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Well bob I'm just so impressed with


May 15, 2014, 1:22 PM

you work that I love pointing out which scenes of you are my favorites and which I think are Oscar worthy.

I honestly thought you would appreciate the insights, my bad

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Re: Kwesshen


May 15, 2014, 12:55 PM [ in reply to Kwesshen ]

I'm sure you've used "don't knock it til you try it" as an explanation many times for some questionable activities, so you can relate to that.. Hahaha

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The sharpest crayon in the tool shed ?!?!?!


May 15, 2014, 12:36 PM

Who keeps crayons in their tool shed !?!?!

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Re: The sharpest crayon in the tool shed ?!?!?!


May 15, 2014, 12:53 PM

You're missing out if you don't keep the Crayolas in the tool shed. Don't knock it til you try it

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Speaking of crayons ...


May 15, 2014, 1:11 PM [ in reply to The sharpest crayon in the tool shed ?!?!?! ]

I remember putting crayon shavings between wax paper sheets and lightly ironing it to make "stained glass"

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Re: Clowney having money reminds me of a story my dad told me


May 15, 2014, 1:05 PM

That was a real "knee slapper ". But face it ,Clowney is rich , will always be . You never will be . And I am a Clemson Tiger , and I always will be !

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May 15, 2014, 1:23 PM

....rich or not, Clowney will always be another DUMB COOT PECKERHEAD!!!

...Hurd Dat!

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Re: Clowney having money reminds me of a story my dad told me


May 15, 2014, 1:40 PM [ in reply to Re: Clowney having money reminds me of a story my dad told me ]

Glad you liked it, even more glad that you know me and my financial situation lol. Will never be rich lol, who you kiddin? Haha sounds like you were scared to say "I" so you said "you". And it's ok, if you're a Clemson Tiger through and through I have no problem letting you borrow money.

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About this money...how much and for how long?


May 15, 2014, 1:49 PM

Also, 0% interest I presume?

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Re: About this money...how much and for how long?


May 15, 2014, 1:54 PM

You called my bluff. #### it bob, I always sucked at poker anyway. Not the poker you are thinking of. Now this interest rate thing, way over my head. Not the head you're thinking of.

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May 15, 2014, 1:55 PM [ in reply to About this money...how much and for how long? ]

Jk bob, I don't think you're ghey? Haha (uncomfortably)

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May 15, 2014, 1:29 PM



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The old sharpest crayon in the tool shed joke..


May 15, 2014, 2:11 PM

Classic.

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