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Apr 11, 2018, 10:34 AM
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This weekend at the pool in my condo complex I met this hawt Messican girl who appeared to be in her mid 20s. We were in the hot tub together and started to chat. As with all Messican chicks, I told her I make the best guac and ritas here in Orlando. And, like most Messican girls, she challenged me on that, so I invited her over to try. She said Wednesday was the best night for it. Needless to say we've been snapchatting since then. However, last night things took a dark turn. I sent her besitos before bed, and she was confused. I said, "your mom didn't teach you Spanish?" She said her mom is black and her dad is white, neither spoke Spanish.
Outrage! Horror! This is no Messican, this is a milk chocolate!!!
So, my kweshion is, what do I need to know? If I cancel, I'm a rassist. If I don't bang her, rassist. If it's not good, she tells the other girls in the complex. How are chocolates different. I've heard they use wash-clothes or something? Do they use different positions and stuff too? I'm guessing with how much their into their hair that's somewhere I want to avoid finishing?
Any advice would greatly help.
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They HATE street magic. Do not watch a David Blaine special
Apr 11, 2018, 10:37 AM
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it'll freak her out.
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Didn't even think of what to put on tv
Apr 11, 2018, 10:40 AM
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Usually go with Live PD. Guess that's out.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Did you forget your Facebook password?***
Apr 11, 2018, 10:42 AM
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I saw this when first posted and don't really know..........
Apr 11, 2018, 6:31 PM
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how to answer. Don't discriminate is all I can say. Oh and you're cray cray 
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CU Guru [1395]
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I asked if she was coming over tonight
Apr 11, 2018, 6:34 PM
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and she said she would be over at 9:30. I thought that seemed late, but whatever chocolate wants. I'll keep you posted and just try my normal moves.
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Heisman Winner [112363]
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9:30 means 10:30. Island time sir. ;) ******
Apr 11, 2018, 6:40 PM
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CU Guru [1395]
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Thanks for the heads up
Apr 11, 2018, 6:51 PM
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I was gonna make the guac at 9:15, would have been brown by 10:30!
Hopefully I hear the same noises around 11 as I do when I'm stirring the guac.
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Dis gon be good***
Apr 11, 2018, 3:57 PM
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My only advice to you is to start drinking heavily. HTH.***
Apr 11, 2018, 4:01 PM
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But like... malt? 20/20?
Apr 11, 2018, 4:03 PM
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I need to know!
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Def keep the date.
Apr 11, 2018, 7:29 PM
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If she is hot that’s all that matters. As far as sex they like the same stuff as everyone else. It’s all pink on the inside.
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Oculus Spirit [94212]
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So mexicans and half blacks all look alike to you?***
Apr 11, 2018, 8:05 PM
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FHRITP***
Apr 11, 2018, 8:15 PM
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