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All-In [40386]
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buddybook lulz
Sep 27, 2016, 12:21 PM
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stop posting on social media and have your baby.
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Rock Defender [54]
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Bruh she's got like 12 hours to kill.***
Sep 27, 2016, 12:22 PM
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i guess
Sep 27, 2016, 12:27 PM
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the birthing class teacher for us said that water breaking isn't exactly what you see in the movies and on TV. she said most people don't even experience it and it happens at the hospital.
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Oh, WifeofGreenr experienced it at the hospital
Sep 27, 2016, 12:31 PM
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as she was getting out of the car...Baby was born shortly thereafter.
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Rock Defender [54]
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I'd imagine labor for her these days involves a risk of the
Sep 27, 2016, 12:33 PM
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kid just falling out on the floor.
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I don't think you know how having a baby works, but sure***
Sep 27, 2016, 12:34 PM
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Both have happened to us, would prefer to well over kids
Sep 27, 2016, 12:35 PM
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as the kid is more asspensive
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Heisman Winner [136124]
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I'm not sending my well to college.
Sep 27, 2016, 12:38 PM
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Probably just York Tech.
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Rock Defender [54]
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On a related note, I've got to commend her for giving the
Sep 27, 2016, 12:32 PM
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kid a respectable name instead of something like Colton, Cade, or Aiden.
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or robert***
Sep 27, 2016, 12:34 PM
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Rock Defender [54]
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Parents named him Aiden^^^^***
Sep 27, 2016, 12:36 PM
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^^^^ parents named him bob***
Sep 27, 2016, 12:41 PM
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Rock Defender [54]
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Confirmation this is a H8n scok^^^^^^***
Sep 27, 2016, 12:43 PM
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It's cool if you gave your kid a horrible name, it just
Sep 27, 2016, 1:03 PM
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reinforces what we already thought about you.
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sadly, that's the last name
Sep 27, 2016, 12:40 PM
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she's a hippie, it could be anything really. but they won't know the sex until it's born.
her parents had a scale on their mantle with a bowl of apples on one side and a bowl of oranges on the other. it was deep man.
she lives on maui and i got to attend her wedding out there a couple years back. wedding took place next to steven tyler's house, band was dressed like pirates (opened with Use Me) and there was an interpretive dance and conch blowing.
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Or maybe
Sep 27, 2016, 12:30 PM
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she meant the water line in their house busted and she's gotta take baby Bryan to the super bowl.
Huh?
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Would be better if it was the play by play
Sep 27, 2016, 12:33 PM
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during conception
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Oh just wait, you'll probably get to see a selfie with the
Sep 27, 2016, 12:37 PM
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baby no more than 2 minutes after it's exited her ######. From there, enjoy hourly updates on what the child is doing, the struggle of motherhood, what other parents are doing wrong, and pictures of the baby wearing a sign documenting it's current age.
It's entire life will be on Facebook and the internet for the whole world to see, and the poor kid doesn't even have a say in it.
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Any mothers out there know what the best thing is for X?
Sep 27, 2016, 12:58 PM
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Use Google you stupid ####. The person who's likely to give you advice is a 23 year old who's been a mother all of 4 months
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Little Aiydennette has a rash on her leg that has been there
Sep 27, 2016, 1:02 PM
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for 7 minutes. Her fever, taken rectally, is 99.8. The doctor is closed for the day and I am freaking out, anybody ever seen anything like this? Any suggestions on how to treat it? She just isn't acting herself and I think she has ankle AIDS because there was a kid in her daycare that lives near black people. Thanks for all the help you guys, we could really use some prayers right now.
477 Responses with "Praying for your little girl to heal quickly."
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Oculus Spirit [79596]
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Ugh, I can't believe people
Sep 27, 2016, 1:06 PM
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Whoever text my husband before 7:00am on a SATURDAY morning...THANKS for waking me up but not only that Collin heard his phone go off. Be considerate people #rude ??????
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OMG, I can't believe there are still people out there who
Sep 27, 2016, 1:04 PM
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have their child facing forward in a car seat?!?!? EDUCATE YOURSELFS PEOPLE!
I've got one of these experts on my feed. If/when I ever have a child, I'm going to do exactly the opposite of what she preaches, and make sure she knows about it.
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My kids ride their bikes without a helmet.
Sep 27, 2016, 1:06 PM
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The reactions of complete strangers to seeing this always makes my day.
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Oculus Spirit [79304]
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Is she sure she didn't just spill her diet Mt. Dew?
Sep 27, 2016, 1:12 PM
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She looks fat so I'm not sure if she really can see it or not.
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aren't they all fat at 40 weeks?***
Sep 27, 2016, 1:13 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79304]
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touche, but I was talking about the arms and neck
Sep 27, 2016, 1:18 PM
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Normal fat + preggo fat = no chance at knowing about anything below the waist.
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