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Deer Celtic
Apr 12, 2018, 10:53 AM
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Wanted to give you an update, my man. What a wild night.
She showed up at 9:55, only 25 min late. We sat out on the porch and had a pitcher of margaritas (no roofies needed). Turns out she went to Flagler so she has no college football rooting interests but usually roots for whoever her boyfriend likes. I said since they have a college team I guess you mostly date the whites, which she has. Good sign, right?
So we start having romantic time and and I take her into the bedroom. Even though she dates whites I still wasn't sure I was bringing enough club, so I decided to go downtown for as long as she could handle. Smart move. She said most guys in Florida don't do that. Then, when I banged her out, it made the job easier. I still went as hard as possible (again, wasn't sure if I needed an 8 iron or higher), but it seemed pretty decent.
Then one issue arose. She was very appreciative of my effort, so she decided to go downtown. Played with the balls more than all 42 girls who had come before her combined. Not really my thing, but that was fine. She then pushed my legs slightly towards me. I was thinking, this girls loves some balls. Nope. She started to tongue-punch the ole bootyhole. Tbh, it wasn't as cringe-worthy as I thought it would be, and she actually used her hand while doing it to finish off the evening.
That said, when I walked her back, it wasn't like I could give her a goodnight kiss, and it's not like I can kiss her ever again, right? So what do I do now?
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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I agree dude. I don't know what the big "to do" is about
Apr 12, 2018, 11:00 AM
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having the nads worked on. It's meh.
Also, I wouldn't want anyone getting near my shitbox. I know what goes on down there, and I wouldn't respect anyone who put their mouth on it. If anything, it would simply be a power play on my part.
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Clemson Sports Icon [54898]
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I'm with you
Apr 12, 2018, 11:06 AM
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i mean, not WITH you with you...not that I wouldn't, I'm..ok this is awkward now. I was just saying that I'm not into the ballplay either...the wimmen's don't know what they're dealing with. Now, if you get someone down there that knows what it's like to have bawls, then..
sorry, I'm rambling
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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...go on.***
Apr 12, 2018, 11:08 AM
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KYS***
Apr 12, 2018, 11:08 AM
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"Florida"
Apr 12, 2018, 11:03 AM
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congrats on the AIDS.
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CU Guru [1395]
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Something tells me where I live in FL is nicer
Apr 12, 2018, 11:07 AM
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than your trailer park wherever you live.
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Or that could be delirium from the AIDS***
Apr 12, 2018, 2:20 PM
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I would've voted for you
Apr 12, 2018, 11:04 AM
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@ttigerdave2®
Also, my younger cousin in FL (Tampa) was telling me that he goes right for the fartbox from Day 1. He looked at me like I was crazy when I looked at him like he was crazy. Personally, that's not my thang.
Is THAT a Florida thing too?? I mean, i know Florida people are kinda their own breed and whatnot
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Tiger Titan [48800]
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No
Apr 12, 2018, 11:04 AM
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it's not
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Unsure, only been here 5 weeks
Apr 12, 2018, 11:08 AM
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I'll definitely keep the jounge posted. I know these lips are for praising the Lord, not licking fartboxes, so I won't be doing that. FYI.
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I feel dirty for reading this and my seat feels different***
Apr 12, 2018, 11:08 AM
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Moist****
Apr 12, 2018, 11:09 AM
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Didn't know the ass-puss could self lubricate.***
Apr 12, 2018, 11:09 AM
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smelly, too***
Apr 12, 2018, 4:00 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Follow up question - We gettin' peach pictures on WSB or nah
Apr 12, 2018, 11:10 AM
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RichsRod
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"black cherry"***
Apr 12, 2018, 11:11 AM
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don't be gross***
Apr 12, 2018, 11:11 AM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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man, am I retarded.***
Apr 12, 2018, 11:12 AM
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*retarbeb
Apr 12, 2018, 11:15 AM
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FTFYb
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CU Guru [1395]
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It was a darker shade of pink than I'm used to***
Apr 12, 2018, 11:13 AM
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misspelled "unclean"***
Apr 12, 2018, 11:16 AM
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this is why you lost.
Apr 12, 2018, 11:12 AM
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along with all the other reasons
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Well I was gone for 3 months***
Apr 12, 2018, 11:13 AM
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Who is NuSprangsPasture?***
Apr 12, 2018, 3:11 PM
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simple
Apr 12, 2018, 11:15 AM
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get her in JoungeSnap
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CU Guru [1395]
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I'm not in JS
Apr 12, 2018, 11:16 AM
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no one ever invited me. Guess I'll just KMS
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you're probably better off that way***
Apr 12, 2018, 11:17 AM
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CU Guru [1395]
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I emailed some gheyboy pigs once
Apr 12, 2018, 11:18 AM
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he posted them all over the interweb. Not making that mistake again.
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Paw Warrior [4800]
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Pertinent vid for this thread topic - turn up volume at work, I think this
Apr 12, 2018, 11:37 AM
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may qualify as some sort of continuing education since the video is lengthy...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=895F4ZcGz30
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Love me some Dom Mazzetti***
Apr 12, 2018, 3:12 PM
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I musta missed the first part Wat the F
Apr 12, 2018, 11:43 AM
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uck is going on here?
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42 ?
Apr 12, 2018, 11:49 AM
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are you, like, 18 years old ?
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He didn't say how many men***
Apr 12, 2018, 11:52 AM
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Re: Deer Celtic
Apr 12, 2018, 12:02 PM
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I'd run like hell. how many poop chutes has that mouth been diggin in? and don't be diggin' in mine either. And this was y'all's first time in the sheets? Dayum! Nope.Nope.Nope.
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LOL ... reminds me of a memorable night. Me and my roommate
Apr 12, 2018, 2:15 PM
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brought a couple chicks back to our dorm room, about all I remember is they were from Baltimore. Tiny room in Norris Hall, so his bed was elevated on 4x4 posts and had a ladder. Not much headroom up there, you had to be careful. Anyway, we paired off and everything was cool until he yelled - "Wooooooooooo" and I heard a thump and then him cussing. Next morning he had a lump on his forehead...
You'd have to know this guy to fully appreciate the story. Good ol boy from Sump-tah (Sumter) who called everybody "Bo"... great guy who is still one of my best friends, we were roommates every year. I guess the brother I never had. He's crazy as #### and hilarious in general, he peers over those coke bottle glasses and you start laughing before he even starts the story, one of those kinda guys.
Anyway, he says they're fooling around and everything is kosher until suddenly, with no warning, she sticks her finger up his butt. Or as he put it - "Bo, you won't believe this, right out of the blue... bloop!... she sinks it home, right up the ol dookey chute! I came off that bed about 3 feet and slammed my head on the top... I told her - dahling, I don't know what all you girls do up nawth, but you gonna have to tone it down a little for this ol boy".
To this day when he calls, I'll answer - "BLOOP! Wooooooooooooo!" And he's like, damm Bo, don't do that, if my wife ever hears you, she'll start asking me what that means...
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She condom her finger before sinking it in the dookey shute?***
Apr 12, 2018, 3:00 PM
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nah, but even worse, I bet she bit her fingernails...***
Apr 12, 2018, 3:59 PM
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ah eating the ole hersey's kiss***
Apr 12, 2018, 4:02 PM
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It's called a rim job, or salad tossing. Either way it's
Apr 12, 2018, 4:03 PM
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generally an indication you have her, or if this was the first time it's an indication she's kinky as ####.
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