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Anybody ever been to a Catholic wedding?
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Anybody ever been to a Catholic wedding?


Apr 24, 2012, 1:57 PM

That crap takes for freaking ever.

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They are the SUCK, plus I don't know the chants.***


Apr 24, 2012, 1:57 PM



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ohm bo diddley ohm bo diddley ohm chaka khan everybody


Apr 24, 2012, 2:04 PM

chaka khan

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yes and yes***


Apr 24, 2012, 1:58 PM



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No


Apr 24, 2012, 1:58 PM

I heard they try to get you to drink wine.

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You heard wrong***


Apr 24, 2012, 1:59 PM



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WHEW!***


Apr 24, 2012, 1:59 PM



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I think if you ain't catholic you ain't supposed to drink


Apr 24, 2012, 2:05 PM

from that cup they all pass around. #germs

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Wonder how they police that.


Apr 24, 2012, 2:10 PM

I smell a Protestant! Get your hands off that cup!

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they don't police it


Apr 24, 2012, 2:17 PM

they leave it up to you

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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


Re: Between you and Gawd, homie***


Apr 24, 2012, 2:38 PM



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i think that's blood***


Apr 24, 2012, 1:59 PM [ in reply to No ]



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Ah, my mistake. Transubstantiation gets me every time.***


Apr 24, 2012, 2:00 PM



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googling transubstantiation***


Apr 24, 2012, 2:02 PM



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2 types of Catholic weddings


Apr 24, 2012, 1:59 PM

1) ####### long
2) Never ending

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Catholic weddings. Catholic funerals.


Apr 24, 2012, 2:00 PM

not much difference.

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"It's Baltimore, Gentlemen; the Gods will not save you."


Catholic funerals are more fun***


Apr 24, 2012, 2:00 PM



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one less catholic!


Apr 24, 2012, 2:02 PM

AMIRITE?

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Um, I was going to say because of the booze but


Apr 24, 2012, 2:03 PM

that's good too

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Stand up, sit down, fight fight fight!


Apr 24, 2012, 2:01 PM

Gooooo Pope!

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"Every man is my superior, in that I may learn something from him."


Was at one this last weekend


Apr 24, 2012, 2:05 PM

it really wasn't that bad.

Priest was bride's uncle, and he made many funnies at her expense

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Been to some and paid for two...so far.


Apr 24, 2012, 2:07 PM

As a heathen protestant I can say that yes they are like watching paint dry. But the receptions I have been too (and thrown) have all been epic! My oldest daughter still holds a grudge for the condition of her husband that evening.

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Both of the Catholic receptions I went to were EPIC.


Apr 24, 2012, 2:09 PM

One in Charleston and one in Bahstin.

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That's because she was hoping for some ####.


Apr 24, 2012, 2:12 PM [ in reply to Been to some and paid for two...so far. ]

#realtalk

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Re: That's because she was hoping for some ####.


Apr 24, 2012, 2:18 PM

Cake?

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close***


Apr 24, 2012, 2:28 PM



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Cork?***


Apr 24, 2012, 2:29 PM



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Well, it will plug a hole.***


Apr 24, 2012, 2:57 PM



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long, but the reception more than makes up for it***


Apr 24, 2012, 2:18 PM



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Pfft. Try attending an Armenian Orthodox wedding.


Apr 24, 2012, 2:19 PM

Pack a lunch & I don't care who it is refuse to be the best man.

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Yep Greek Orthodox too, also funerals


Apr 24, 2012, 2:46 PM

friend of mine's dad died during Holy Week,
he told me that it would be a shorter funeral service because it was during Holy Week, only 1 hr instead of 3.

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Dad's side is Catholic, Mom's is Greek Orthodox..


Apr 24, 2012, 3:23 PM

Nothing makes a Catholic ceremony look short like a Greek Orthodox one does.

pack a lunch
bring something that play netflix
have emergency flares on hand in case you need to signal for help...

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Half of mine was.


Apr 24, 2012, 2:34 PM

The other half was Lutheran.

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We're friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I get in my boat and save your retarded a$$.


I've never understood the whole Lutheran thing at all.


Apr 24, 2012, 2:45 PM

How could people base an entire religion on Luther Vandross? I mean, he can sing and all....but really. A WHOLE religion???

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you leave luther alone,luther died for us***


Apr 24, 2012, 2:55 PM



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Praise Luther!


Apr 24, 2012, 3:08 PM



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How much in $/Hr?***


Apr 24, 2012, 3:13 PM



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