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GITT…Wise sayings passed down in your familia
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GITT…Wise sayings passed down in your familia


Dec 15, 2022, 9:09 AM

My dad told me:

“ Don’t do ANYTHING too good the first time if you don’t want to be doing it forever”……..

He also said, “That as useless as tids on a boar hog”

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Granny told me quite often


Dec 15, 2022, 9:13 AM

Boy, you’re fixing to schyatt and fall back in it

She was pretty much always right too

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“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.” Isaac Asimov
Panta Rhei Heraclitus


Hands above the covers!***


Dec 15, 2022, 9:13 AM



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it's colder than


Dec 15, 2022, 9:15 AM

a well diggers a s s

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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


…and hotter’n a two dolla pistol.***


Dec 15, 2022, 9:21 AM



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it's colder than


Dec 15, 2022, 9:24 AM

a witch's titty

my dad had a lot of "colder than" sayings

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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


Don't f### up***


Dec 15, 2022, 9:19 AM



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MauldinT, where are you???


"What the #### are you doing? Shine the god #### flash light


Dec 15, 2022, 9:20 AM

where I'm working"

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I like your funny words magic man


"Can you see?


Dec 15, 2022, 10:25 AM

Yeah neither can I!"

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Reminds me of this song.


Dec 15, 2022, 11:23 AM [ in reply to "What the #### are you doing? Shine the god #### flash light ]

https://youtu.be/dCXgdcSsWTg

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Dad also said, in a humorous way when surprised…


Dec 15, 2022, 9:21 AM

“Shid fire, save matches”

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My grandmother's saying too***


Dec 15, 2022, 9:30 AM



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can't polish a turd***


Dec 15, 2022, 9:21 AM



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If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his butt every time he


Dec 15, 2022, 9:23 AM

hopped.

A good place to relieve stress is your sister's bedroom.

That girl made my #### so hard I couldn't shut my eye lids.

My pekr so hard you could smell it all the way in *town redacted.

I'd like to smack her in the ### with a sack of nuts.

Man, my uncle sure was a perv.

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Be careful who's toes you step on today...


Dec 15, 2022, 9:29 AM

They may be connected to the butt you have to kiss tomorrow.

- Dad (RIP)

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The thorough bird never gets the worm.


Dec 15, 2022, 9:43 AM

My great grandpappy Obed used to say that.

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If you’re gonna be dumb, you better be tough***


Dec 15, 2022, 10:03 AM



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Your dad was Roger Alan Wade?


Dec 15, 2022, 10:25 AM

"Too fat to fly" is also another life lesson in a song.

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And that one made me think about two other incredible


Dec 15, 2022, 10:44 AM

lessons set to music

"She's gone back to whorin'"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NraGiYOGHlk

And the unfortunate extension of that tale, "She's gone back to whorin' again"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9823I8YqRw&list=OLAK5uy_kM0cd7rFUDLEVaWrxZo685eHNOv6cbUg4&index=4

But really, who can forget "fryin' bacon nekkid"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2_T7ZlSM28

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Never break more than one law at a time.


Dec 15, 2022, 10:13 AM

Don't do anything I wouldn't do, but if you do, don't name it after me.

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Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean


Dec 15, 2022, 10:22 AM

they're not out to get you.


If I had kids or grandkids, I'd instill these very important words of wisdom:



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"Always bring a bucket."


Dec 15, 2022, 10:25 AM

Dad was an A/C man. So a bucket was a place for your tools, and a place for your ass.

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drunk at the putt putt.


It ain't funny


Dec 15, 2022, 10:25 AM

but you might as well laugh...

RIP Pops

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What do you want? A furlined ivitation?***


Dec 15, 2022, 10:46 AM



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If it weren't for all the idiots in the world, I would only


Dec 15, 2022, 10:49 AM

be average.

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Amo el canto del cenzontle pájaro de 400 voces, amo el color


Dec 15, 2022, 11:09 AM

del jade, y el enervante perfume de las flores, pero amo más a mi hermano, el hombre

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Echarle mucha crema a sus tacos***


Dec 15, 2022, 11:12 AM



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