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Re: Another Monday 'Dad Joke'...need more coffee...
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Mar 24, 2025, 8:22 AM
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My toes are 'legendary' and my fingers are 'armendary'!
Most people can't tell the difference between 'entomology' and 'etymology'. I can't find the words for how much this bugs me. :0)
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Re: Another Monday 'Dad Joke'...need more coffee...
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Mar 24, 2025, 8:23 AM
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What is Peter Pan’s favorite place to eat out?
Wendy’s.
Why did the mermaid wear seashells?
She outgrew her b-shells.
Why is a one-night stand with a man like a snowstorm?
You never know how long it’ll last.
A couple were snuggling and his wife said softly, “Speaking of fantasies, how about the one of you ironing?”
What do you play with at night that also vibrates?
A cell phone.
Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
Because they won't stop to ask for directions.
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How do get into a locked bathroom?
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Mar 24, 2025, 8:40 AM
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With a doo-key
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lol***
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I don't like cutting corners, but it's the only way to make a circle.
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What do you call a cow with…
No legs? Ground beef.
One leg? Stake.
Two legs? Side of beef.
Three legs? Lean beef.
Four legs? Whole beef.
Five legs? GMO.
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Re: Another Monday 'Dad Joke'...need more coffee...
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Mar 24, 2025, 9:03 AM
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How does a hippie polygamist count his wives?
1 Mrs. Hippie, 2 Mrs. Hippie, 3 Mrs. Hippie...
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Ultimate Tiger [34371]
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Well done, Rhett...
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Mar 24, 2025, 9:31 AM
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You ticked all the 'dad joke' boxes right there! 
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Mar 24, 2025, 11:06 AM
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A buddy of mine built a wooden car. The entire car was wooden. Wooden tires, wooden frame, wooden engine. The only problem was it wooden crank.
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Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?
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Because they're extinct.
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
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