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Jul 8, 2024, 4:07 PM
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I'll put this chicken sammie up against any fast food chicken sammie any day. Just Bare chicken breast in airfryer, tossed in Frank's and butter, and topped with pickles and some fuggin' killer blue cheese dressing that I make.



The Popeye's fried chicken breast is a better, less healthy base than airfryed chicken, and if I had a fresh one of those on hand, it'd be unbeatable, but for what I gots at home...this is tits.

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Re: Lemme tell ya somethin'.

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Jul 8, 2024, 4:10 PM
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Please to be posting

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Jul 8, 2024, 4:16 PM
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fuggin' killer blue cheese dressing recipe.

TIA.

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MauldinT, where are you???


Aight.

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Jul 8, 2024, 4:47 PM
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I don't measure, so this is all approximations.

1 cup of Dukes is your base
tsp of dijon mustard
couple dashes or Worcestershire
tsp (or two) of red wine vinegar
2 TBS of buttermilk (seems like about how much I'm adding)*
1/2-1 tsp of finely minced garlic
couple dashes of your favorite hotsawce
salt to taste
lots of fresh cracked black pepper
sometimes I add a lil sour cream, but not necessary

Mix that all up real nicelike. If it's too thin, add a LITTLE more Duke's, but it thickens up when you add the BC.

add 4 oz. crumbled blue cheese or gorgonzola, stir it up real nicelike again.

Profit.

*I've found buttermilk is THE make or break ingredient here; if you're not going to use buttermilk, don't even fuck with this recipe. The tang is what really sets this dressing off. I love tang.

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First five ingredients

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Jul 8, 2024, 5:07 PM
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are a hard pass

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Forgot to add,

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Jul 8, 2024, 5:18 PM
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this recipe isn't for people who hate America and things that taste good.

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FFS Greenr!***

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Jul 8, 2024, 11:20 PM [ in reply to First five ingredients ]
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That's a great recipe. I have one small tweak that would help.


Jul 8, 2024, 6:29 PM [ in reply to Aight. ]
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Throw it all in the trash and use ranch.

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And here I thought we were about the same age.

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Jul 8, 2024, 7:14 PM
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You wanna play some video games with my kids and smother things in ranch and Chic Fil A sauce?

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Speaking of kids

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Jul 8, 2024, 7:25 PM
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They almost universally know that eating moldy food is abnormal and disgusting. Even the fetid smell and spoiled flavor of blu cheese says “seriously, don’t eat this”.

Somehow along the way, a portion of the population , in a real “Emperors new clothes” kind of way, have bought the story that it’s a delicacy.

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Re: Speaking of kids

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Jul 8, 2024, 7:50 PM
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Pshaw, and here I thought you were a man of culture. Pity… pity…

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Amazing. But I just

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Jul 8, 2024, 4:18 PM
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gained 5lbs looking at it.

Blue cheese dressing is a new acquired like for me. Took me 44 years but I have arrived.

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Try Roguefort dressing.

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Jul 8, 2024, 4:29 PM
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It makes me want to live.

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I was late 20s or 30 before I got on the blue cheese train.

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Jul 8, 2024, 4:39 PM [ in reply to Amazing. But I just ]
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I missed a lot of good blue cheese those first 30 years, and I haven't forgiven myself for it yet.

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Congrats. That means


Jul 20, 2022, 3:30 PM [ in reply to Amazing. But I just ]
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Enough of your taste buds have finally died off to not realize it tastes like a marathon finisher’s buttthole.

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How do you know what a....

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Jul 8, 2024, 8:30 PM
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marathon finisher's ######## tastes like?

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You mind your own business.***

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Jul 8, 2024, 10:18 PM
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Buttthole taster.***

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Jul 8, 2024, 11:21 PM
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I'd lick the...

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Jul 8, 2024, 4:28 PM
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blue cheese off that. If they didn't charge more than one SS check for an ounce of the Roguefort dressing I'd only eat that.

I use to make blue cheese. Sam's Club sold a large container of the BC made by mormons, quakers or some other isolated religious folk and it was pure delight. THey quit selling it ~2 yrs ago.

I don't eat chicken and bread together anyway.

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Why is there so much ###?***

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Jul 8, 2024, 4:34 PM
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I like your funny words magic man


Coincidentally that was the motto of the retreat.***

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Jul 8, 2024, 7:21 PM
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drunk at the putt putt.


If I know one thing about completely straight mens crystal camping retreats,

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Jul 8, 2024, 7:53 PM
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it’s that practicing ##### retention is one of the major tenets.

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^^^!!!!^^^

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Jul 8, 2024, 7:57 PM [ in reply to Coincidentally that was the motto of the retreat.*** ]
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I'm gonna thumbs up cause it looks good

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Jul 8, 2024, 6:23 PM
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but you're going into a heavyweight battle unarmed if you don't have any breading on that thing and it looks like you didn't pound it out at all to tenderize it.

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Nah fam, it's a frozenass Just Bare chicken breast thrown in an airfryer.

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Jul 8, 2024, 7:38 PM
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I ain't pretending it's on the same level as a well-done ACTUAL fried chicken breast, like Popeye's or mebbe a Bojangles or Hardee's (not oversalted overrated stuff like CFA or Zaxby's). I'm just sayin', if I had access to a fresh-fried Popeye's sammie tiddie and could dress it up in these clothes, I'd at least be invisible, and possibly even time-travel.

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Re: Nah fam, it's a frozenass Just Bare chicken breast thrown in an airfryer.

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Jul 8, 2024, 7:51 PM
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If you were invisible, what would be the first thing you’d do, and why would it be go hang out in a women’s locker room?

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No, don't be gross.

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Jul 8, 2024, 8:02 PM
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But yes.

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Re: I'm gonna thumbs up cause it looks good

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Jul 8, 2024, 8:04 PM [ in reply to I'm gonna thumbs up cause it looks good ]
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I personally would consider making my own mayo, certainly fry my own chicken, and would consider fermenting my own chilis to make my own hot sauce. And certainly would make my own buns.

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JFC, the irony ITT is thicc af

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Jul 8, 2024, 10:32 PM
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We have the three most pretentious posters arguing... excuse me, three out of the most four.

I will be using the phrase "you didn't pound it out" much more frequently

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Re: JFC, the irony ITT is thicc af

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Jul 8, 2024, 10:53 PM
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If it were me, I’d be using homemade JFC

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...with a crispi daschi beurre blanc, boi.***

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Jul 9, 2024, 1:08 AM
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Re: JFC, the irony ITT is thicc af


Jul 9, 2024, 7:03 AM [ in reply to JFC, the irony ITT is thicc af ]
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MauldinT, where are you???


Look man, you have simply got to stop


Jul 9, 2024, 7:58 AM
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jizzing on your food if you are going to show us pictures of it.

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