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Re: I guess I did - could you please recreate, in exacting

Oct 28, 2022, 10:58 AM

The day is May 18, a Wednesday. The time is 2:44PM. Elon, knowing a looming sex scandal is about to break, logs onto his twitter account and posts: "In the past I voted Democrat, because they were (mostly) the kindness party. But they have become the party of division & hate, so I can no longer support them and will vote Republican. Now, watch their dirty tricks campaign against me unfold …"

Around this time, Lightbulbbill is checking his AOL account when he gets a news alert forwarded to him by his buddy from the Lodge. There is an excitable message from his friend to read the alert, which highlights Musk's announcement from a few minutes ago. Bill let's rip a "YEEE HAW," grabs his walker, and bolts (as much as one can at such an advanced age) to the kitchen where he nearly rips the rotary phone off the wall grabbing the receiver.

Bill yells for the operator. "Hello?! Pretty lady! I need to connect!" *Silence* He tries again, even louder and more desperate. "PRETTY PHONE LADY! I NEED YOU! THIS IS A MATTER OF NATIONAL IMPORTANCE! CONNECT ME TO THE PARTY LINE!" *Silence again* "WHERE ARE YOU PRETTY PHONE LADY?!" Bill shouts, then remembers it wasn't the 1920s and he must dial himself. He checks the piece of paper next to the phone, and feverishly dials the secret party line for Lunge Republicans.

Keowee answers, "This is Theodore Hampton Fitzwater IV." Bill shouts back, "T-HAM! IT'S HAPPENING! ALERT THE OTHERS!" One by one, more voices start joining the line, as Bill relays the news. "IS NC_TIGER_ ON?! WE MUST START THE CEREMONY!" From the cacophony of adult male voices that is quickly resembling a line of teen girls standing outside of a BTS concert, came a deep rumbling voice. "I am here," it said. A hush immediate fell over the phone line. "Does everyone have their bird mask?" A mix of "indeeds" and "I dos" replied. "Then let's begin --" NC_Tiger_ said, quickly adding. "-- dry; our pain will be our offering to this great Republican."

Slowly from the silence sounds of skin slapping rises; followed by grunts and soft moans as the ceremony escalates. A few minutes later, one by one the masked participants whisper "Finished" over the line, until finally NC_Tiger_ shouts in a high pitched scream, "ELLLLOONNNNNN!!!!" and everybody knew the ceremony was complete.

An out of breath NC_Tiger_ concluded the call by saying, "From this day forward, Elon is one of us. We must protect him. Defend him. Love him. Obey him. For he said, he will 'vote Republican,' thus nothing matters any longer even though we don't extent the same wide ideological berth to literally anyone else on the planet. He suffers as we suffer at the hands of the lamestream media. He hates as we hate the woke groomers in Big Tech. And he loves and we love free speech so long as it isn't critical of us. He is, one of us."

Then there was like four hours of chanting "Gooble Gobble One of Us!" and it got real boring.

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drunk at the putt putt.

restaurant tells you that you're not welcome. Notice how it never suggests you just accept it and leave.

https://www.police1.com/gun-legislation-law-enforcement/articles/refusal-of-restaurant-service-how-to-take-the-high-road-after-a-low-blow-cB3FHW1a5Gl8A6Ku/

Refusal of restaurant service: How to take the high road after a low blow

There have been numerous incidents where restaurant staff have refused to serve police officers; how should a cop react?

But it does say, "Dining with friends and family imposes a moral and tactical obligation to prepare for their safety, as well as that of the target officer." It's hard to understand what any of that has to do with a restaurant who doesn't want to serve a cop, but it does sound paranoid AF. "Even the classic back-to-the-wall position does not guarantee quick access to a sidearm and a tenable shooting position." If nothing else, you must always be in a tenable shooting position!

Elon update

It's a power trip. Nothing more or less.***

the woke or the Elon ??

The woke. He mischaracterized it IMO.***

sorry your friends wont be able to censor anymore***

Didn't realize you were a liberal.

are you sure ?

I'm thinking - but I COULD be way off base here - that

You must have missed the day in the Lunge where Elon

Re: You must have missed the day in the Lunge where Elon

I guess I did - could you please recreate, in exacting

Re: I guess I did - could you please recreate, in exacting

we are getting really close to social credit scoring via

Just passed the VISA bill where they will "Note"

Recent story on NPR said

ah nice --- didn't know it worked like that

Ever notice the anti-woke brigade is almost always over 50?

Re: Ever notice the anti-woke brigade is almost always over 50?

Or if a Federal Judge says that your factory is

I have noticed from other forums, next door and

They probably just have the wrong kind of hose.

no***

a good example of anti - woke is people getting

Dude, why do you care?

Check out this policeman's guide for what to do when a

Re: Check out this policeman's guide for what to do when a

Re: Dude, why do you care?

What does any of this have to do with being "woke"?

Re: What does any of this have to do with being "woke"?

Re: Dude, why do you care?

You're right, though. That is a GREAT example.***

I'm still trying to understand what it means to be 'woke'

Re: I'm still trying to understand what it means to be 'woke'

Re: I'm still trying to understand what it means to be 'woke'

If the former, seems like that applies to both points

Re: If the former, seems like that applies to both points

My best understanding is that is used a a slur.

Re: My best understanding is that is used a a slur.

It's used almost exclusively as a pejorative.

disagree - it became pejorative

Re: Ever notice the anti-woke brigade is almost always over 50?

There's a kernel of truth there, as every generation thinks

I've always wanted to be in a brigade

Bones Brigade was the coolest brigade of all.***

The only "woke" I acknoledge is what happened this mawn.

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