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A priest was driving to church one morning and found a pig...
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dead on the edge of the road. Viewing it as a safety hazard he called the local police station. The desk Sgt being indignant, starting getting fresh about it and asked if the priest gave it the last rites. The priest said, 'No, I thought I'd notify the next of kin first.'
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A man and his pig walk into a bar...
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The pig has three good legs, and one wooden leg.
"Now there's a story," says the barman. "I'll give you a free beer if you tell me about the pig."
"Pig'll 'ave a beer too," says the farmer.
The barman agrees, and after downing half the tankard, the farmer says, "Now, this 'ere pig, 'es a good pig. Faithful, loyal, better at 'erding sheep than a dog, says me. Now I'll tell you, we were out in the ute, and a tyre blew. Skidded off the track, and the truck rolled.
"Now, I were stuck upside down and injured, like, but pig could get out. 'e crawled out of the window, trotted three mile over hill and through creek to get me wife, so 'e did. And when the ambulance arrived, pig trotted all three mile back to get them to me. Is a good pig, so 'e is. Saved me life, I reckon."
The barman is suitably impressed, but says "That's a hell of a story mate, but that doesn't explain the wooden leg."
"Oh that!" exclaims the farmer. "Oh, well, like I said, pig saved my life. An' a pig like that, well, you don't eat 'im all at once do yer!"
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A man walks into his bedroom where his wife is reading, and he has a sheep tucked under his arm.
"This is the pig I've been bnaging," he announces.
"What the #### are you talking about, #######!" the wife shouts. "That's not a pig, that's a sheep!"
The man replies, "I was talking to the sheep!"
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