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I'd rather hook up with the fat chick.
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I'd rather hook up with the fat chick.


Mar 16, 2007, 10:58 AM

At least, that's what some Tigernetters seem to believe.

Let's say you're given two choices: Either hook up with the fat chick, or go on a date with the super model. Now, with Miss Piggie, you know you're gold. You're going to get somewhere. There's no fine print.

With the supermodel, you don't know what will happen. You might spend a lot of money and go home alone. She might ditch you afterwards for someone else. You might forget your wallet and have to bum cash off of her.

Or, maybe, just maybe...

The NIT is the fat chick. Everyone's been there. It wants everyone. It's not very selective. It needs some lovin', too. You'll have a little fun and that will be it. Nothing special. Wait until the next ride. In a month, you'll forget about it.

But to get a date with that supermodel? That's an honor. Even if you fall flat on your face, you were at least considered good enough to share a bottle of cheap merlot at a resaurant with her. Somewhere along the way, you did something to get where few have gone before.

And even if you crash and burn, you'll always remember that moment.

That, my friends, is the NCAA tourney.

Laugh at Duke all you want (hey, I'm happy they lost), but don't think we have some claim of superiority over them because we're still playing basketball. Duke got a date. We got bacon.

I'd rather go on date with the supermodel. I think our players would, too.

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Now that my friend is funny... and right on...***


Mar 16, 2007, 11:00 AM



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At least we got some.***


Mar 16, 2007, 11:02 AM



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Granted, it's a moped.***


Mar 16, 2007, 11:03 AM



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Bingo.***


Mar 16, 2007, 11:03 AM



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True, however....


Mar 16, 2007, 11:03 AM

I shall still throw taunts in their general direction.

I'm still permitted to dislike them. I heard the term "luck" thrown around Duke's name, however I believe we all have another name for it. :)

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Duke slashed our tires to get on that date....


Mar 16, 2007, 11:05 AM

...so why shouldn't we be allowed a snicker or two as we pass them stranded on the saide of the road?

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Yep, especially when they embarrassed us at home in LJ


Mar 16, 2007, 11:09 AM

and totally demolished us in the first half of our home game with them...creating a margin too great to overcome.

People dwell on all the close games we lost, but what really killed us was not showing up in the first half against Duke at home, against UNC at home, and UMD at home.

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...and not finishing the UVA game. Sigh.***


Mar 16, 2007, 11:10 AM



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Hey, I'm tickled, too...


Mar 16, 2007, 11:11 AM [ in reply to Duke slashed our tires to get on that date.... ]

But some of these clowns going over to harass the Duke fans about it are way off base.

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I can't imagine the mentality


Mar 16, 2007, 11:14 AM

of running to another team's board and trolling. ESPECIALLY a team who has scoreboard rights over us.

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I CAN imagine that mentality...


Mar 16, 2007, 11:25 AM

It's called "coot mentality". But unfortunately, it's not exclusive to the coots. Many of our own brilliant fans do the same thing. Makes no sense at all, yet somehow they justify or spin it so that it makes perfect sense to them.

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Absolutely agree....


Mar 16, 2007, 11:15 AM [ in reply to Hey, I'm tickled, too... ]

...Consummate schadenfrauden should include a measure of modicum.

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As Goober used to say,


Mar 16, 2007, 11:21 AM

"Say it again!" ?!?!?

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People are doing that? Geez, how Cootish is that?***


Mar 16, 2007, 11:20 AM [ in reply to Hey, I'm tickled, too... ]



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Re: kinda of juvenile, I would say.***


Mar 16, 2007, 11:21 AM [ in reply to Hey, I'm tickled, too... ]



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Careul, you might get another T-mail.


Mar 16, 2007, 11:26 AM [ in reply to Hey, I'm tickled, too... ]

;)

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The fat chick would be fine if we hadn't gone on dates with


Mar 16, 2007, 11:06 AM

the fat chick in all the years we could get dates since 1998.

If we went out with the super-model every other year, I'd be satisfied to regress back to the fat chick occasionally especially when we're young, but not with the veteran squad we have today.

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It is just one key senior. Rest are coming back. Let's use


Mar 16, 2007, 11:09 AM

this date with the healthy women to hone our skills, so that when we do land a date with the supermodel next year, we'll have the experience necessary to close the deal.

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Yep. Maybe we can overcome the "performance anxiety".lol***


Mar 16, 2007, 11:13 AM



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I'll stretch that analogy


Mar 16, 2007, 11:09 AM

Duke somehow coerces someone to start a rumor that they are "well endowed". They get on the date with the supermodel based on that rumor, only to have her laugh at them at the moment of truth.

Yeah, I can see mocking them for that.

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Duke shoulda used Enzyte.***


Mar 16, 2007, 11:09 AM



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They can go out with all the supermodels they want


Mar 16, 2007, 11:10 AM

It doesn't change the fact that they're a bunch of whiny pansies.

(Click below to find out why they suck!)

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http://www.cutigers.com/2009/football/virginia/slides/_KWB7614a.jpg


But the supermodel won't say yes because...


Mar 16, 2007, 11:13 AM

We can't shoot free throws.

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Neither could Duke last night. Cost 'em the game !!***


Mar 16, 2007, 11:25 AM



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- Plagiarism saves time -


i had the super model, she sucked.


Mar 16, 2007, 11:13 AM

Id rather have the fat chick and be happy and have fun. lol

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Let the Oral Roberts jokes resume. lol***


Mar 16, 2007, 11:15 AM



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the problem was that she was a Georgia supermodel


Mar 16, 2007, 11:18 AM [ in reply to i had the super model, she sucked. ]

;)

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you mean UGA :)***


Mar 16, 2007, 11:23 AM



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Excellent analogy.***


Mar 16, 2007, 11:15 AM



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Fat Chick = Driving Range


Mar 16, 2007, 11:16 AM

Good practice work on technique.

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yeha but


Mar 16, 2007, 11:17 AM

youget NOOKIE MAN! ITS ALL ABOUT THE NOOKIE!

He i went on a date and the chick walked off, i'm so cool. Can i borrow some KY so i can go jerk it?

Hey i went out with a fatty, and had to get drunk, but i got some nookie! Here buddy, you can have this tube of KY, i won't need it.

Your example blows cause nookie is better than bragging about nothing.

Better example:

Would you want to test drive a porsche for 1 day or a Civic for a week? I think i could have more fun with a porsche in 1 day than i could with a Civic in a life time. Fart mufflers don't impress me.

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Geville Tiger on Clemson football , "Dabo's only problem is he has to deal with turd fans questioning every move he makes.”


I bet you rode mopeds around campus, too...


Mar 16, 2007, 11:24 AM

;)

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I DID what i had to do to get by. 1 moped at a time.***


Mar 16, 2007, 11:29 AM



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Geville Tiger on Clemson football , "Dabo's only problem is he has to deal with turd fans questioning every move he makes.”


Point for being honest...


Mar 16, 2007, 11:35 AM

I just hope that your friends didn't see either act take place.

;)

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May as well knock the fat beyotch up since we're there.***


Mar 16, 2007, 11:19 AM



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There's no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people who ask questions.


Hey! Oprah was a fat chick....***


Mar 16, 2007, 11:25 AM



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She still is a fat chick***


Mar 16, 2007, 11:30 AM



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How she parlayed that "crap"into a billion is a freakin'


Mar 16, 2007, 11:32 AM

mystery.

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But if we had been dating that "fat chick"....***


Mar 16, 2007, 11:34 AM



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You could say the same about dating Elton John;)***


Mar 16, 2007, 11:43 AM



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The same reason Dr. Phil sells weight-loss books.


Mar 16, 2007, 12:47 PM [ in reply to How she parlayed that "crap"into a billion is a freakin' ]

Never underestimate the power of a weak-minded audience.

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Trump is not a phony. - RememberTheDanny


point for you.*


Mar 16, 2007, 11:26 AM

nfm

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Better the Fat Chick than no Chick....***


Mar 16, 2007, 11:30 AM



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I don't understand why you'd only buy cheap merlot once


Mar 16, 2007, 12:01 PM

you actually ended up with the supermodel.

Oh wait, the cheap merlot = our free throw shooting:)

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If you work the fat chick hard enough....


Mar 16, 2007, 12:14 PM

she'll lose weight and become pretty fine.

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solution ....Dont buy cheap merlot on date with supermodel***


Mar 16, 2007, 1:07 PM



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I agree that we have nothing on Duke because we


Mar 16, 2007, 1:11 PM

are still playing. But I also think that you have to make the best out of what you have. That means getting as far as we can in the NIT. I know everyone is disappointed, but get over yourself and support the team.

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Today's best post by far!!***


Mar 16, 2007, 1:13 PM



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Best Post of the Day, Bar None.*****


Mar 16, 2007, 2:36 PM



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I'm here to spread hate and discontent.


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