BREAKING: Florida State institutes new safety protocol
Nov 21, 2020, 12:30 PM
for all football players, coaches, and administrators:
Kerosene soaked rags are to be securely wrapped around both ankles of every football player, coach, and administrator. These precautions are required to prevent ants from climbing up and eating their soft candy a.s.s.e.s...
Re: BREAKING: Florida State institutes new safety protocol
Nov 21, 2020, 1:22 PM
Well, since they're so concerned about safety, they should AT LEAST close the University so their players don't have to be put at risk by going to a classroom.
...and forbid their team from going to any stores, especially FREE SHOES stores.