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the wife just sent me an email from the Subaru dealership
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the wife just sent me an email from the Subaru dealership


Jan 9, 2013, 11:29 AM

I think she may be suggesting that I get rid of my 20-something year old guy car (VW GTI) and get a lesbian car. :-/

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"It's Baltimore, Gentlemen; the Gods will not save you."


Do Subarus come with granola?***


Jan 9, 2013, 11:29 AM



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Option for a plaid interior.***


Jan 9, 2013, 11:30 AM



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Forrester or a used Side Kick?***


Jan 9, 2013, 11:29 AM



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Suzuki makes Side Kicks, but I'd pick Side Kick


Jan 9, 2013, 12:30 PM

since it'd be hard to peel all of the =, Coexist, and Obama08 stickers off of a used Suburu.

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they sell those ?


Jan 9, 2013, 11:30 AM

I know the VW Beetles were women's cars, but didn't know marketing got that specific

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It has licking seats?***


Jan 9, 2013, 11:31 AM



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Don't do it, everyone here thinks those are only for


Jan 9, 2013, 11:31 AM

lezbeans....wait, wut?

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Do the interior rugs come with a


Jan 9, 2013, 11:33 AM

munching option?

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scissors built into the glove box***


Jan 9, 2013, 11:34 AM



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You should get an AWD vehicle for the snow***


Jan 9, 2013, 11:39 AM



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Cole @ Beach Cole w/ Clemson Hat


Ehh. FWD is just fine for me.***


Jan 9, 2013, 11:52 AM



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"It's Baltimore, Gentlemen; the Gods will not save you."


are you sure you're an engineer?


Jan 9, 2013, 12:23 PM

If its worth doing, its worth overdoing by a 4x safety factor.

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The pic of the car didn't load,


Jan 9, 2013, 11:40 AM

nor did the pic of the wife.

Please reattachy.

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Wait, a VW is not a lesbeen car?


Jan 9, 2013, 11:45 AM

Also, one of my exGFs drives an outback. It's nice to get confirmation from someone on your team.

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I haven't seen many other women driving GTIs


Jan 9, 2013, 11:57 AM

But if I did, I would suspect they were lesbian.

I've noticed that lesbians (with money to buy what they want) usually drive Subarus, Jeep Wranglers, large SUVs in general ...or the other extreme...hippie, environmentally friendly cars like Prii, Honda Fits, Civic hybrids.

I was thinking about moving on to a BMW or Infiniti, but not having a car payment is nice.

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"It's Baltimore, Gentlemen; the Gods will not save you."


Lemme tell you something about a BMW...


Jan 9, 2013, 12:02 PM

I took my moms X3 to get a new battery...Autozone tells me it has to be done at the dealership because the computer has to be reset, which I think is stupid, but I understand that it may be necessary. Dealer charged $450 to put a new battery in. Yes, $450. I love driving BMW's, but maintenance costs would be a deal breaker for me.

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Same exact thing happened to my friend.


Jan 9, 2013, 12:13 PM

'06 325xi. New battery cost $450. #### that ####.

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They don't even give you a reach-around, either.***


Jan 9, 2013, 12:21 PM



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Dealership told me the same thing. I bought a battery


Jan 9, 2013, 12:32 PM [ in reply to Same exact thing happened to my friend. ]

for the wife's 3 series and put it in myself...everything works fine. Battery is in the trunk, by the way.

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!!!She also drove a Wrangler back in the day.


Jan 9, 2013, 12:24 PM [ in reply to I haven't seen many other women driving GTIs ]

Fully confirmed. And this isn't even the now-body-builder I showed you a while back.

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So what you are saying is that you have a history of turning


Jan 9, 2013, 12:50 PM

chics gay?

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"It's Baltimore, Gentlemen; the Gods will not save you."


Apparently, yes.***


Jan 9, 2013, 3:34 PM



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Wait, what year is your GTi?


Jan 9, 2013, 11:48 AM

If it's a 1992 GTi 16 valve, Obed wants it.

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It's an easy question....4 digits required.***


Jan 9, 2013, 12:34 PM



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A bit impatient, are we?


Jan 9, 2013, 4:02 PM

Nothing fancy. It's a 2004.

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"It's Baltimore, Gentlemen; the Gods will not save you."


8 years < 20 years.


Jan 9, 2013, 4:04 PM

got me all excited for nuthin.

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Lesbaru


Jan 9, 2013, 11:48 AM

ftfy

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Lesbians don't get free passes


Jan 9, 2013, 11:48 AM

on the wife pic rule.

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FARFINNOOGIN!***


Jan 9, 2013, 11:52 AM



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so you are the husband?


Jan 9, 2013, 12:25 PM

Did you agree to this?

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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


Well, she has the out of state job and has to travel***


Jan 9, 2013, 12:34 PM



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the only "guy" car is a pickup!***


Jan 9, 2013, 12:50 PM



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that and a VW Cabrio.***


Jan 9, 2013, 4:04 PM



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