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All-In [46664]
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Loungers. GITT with if you are top or bottom
Feb 18, 2021, 11:37 AM
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when you 69 your SO on the couch for valentine's day
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Oculus Spirit [81536]
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You could at least tag him.***
Feb 18, 2021, 11:37 AM
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WTheF***
Feb 18, 2021, 11:39 AM
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Everything Bengaline does is 69
Feb 18, 2021, 12:48 PM
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because that's his age
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Coach is too big of a bytch
Feb 18, 2021, 11:54 AM
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The towers that use the same signal as AT&T have gotta be struggling in this weather so he probably couldn't get the bandwidth to load the tag function.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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You could at least tag me.***
Feb 18, 2021, 11:38 AM
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You could at least tag CaptTrash.***
Feb 18, 2021, 11:40 AM
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Doesn't matter. Nose still goes in butt hole
Feb 18, 2021, 11:40 AM
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I prefer bottom though. I want her to smother me with that snatch and grind her vulva against my bottom row of teeth.
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Heisman Winner [105111]
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High Five!!!!
Feb 18, 2021, 11:51 AM
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And I need some clean jockeys.
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just give it a second***
Feb 18, 2021, 1:04 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Seriously though, it might just be me, but I prefer
Feb 18, 2021, 11:43 AM
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to be on the bottom when I'm 69-ing. I can't help what horrors she would witness with me on top - just bawls, and hair, and my ########...who knows if I wiped good enough? I know what kind of mess I make in the toilet every morning, there's no way I could get it spotless, and even if I did, it's still a disaster back there.
You think I want her having to stair at that while I'm involuntarily pumping away onto her mid-tongue?
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CU Medallion [64837]
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exactly. lots of hair, bits of toilet paper, terrible smell
Feb 18, 2021, 1:07 PM
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hemeroids, sweat. I can barely get her to do it with me anyway.... I don't want to run her oft.
It would be like calling in a big jake turkey, and right before you shoot him, you sling a huge handful of corn at him to get him even closer.
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Pro tip- you're not supposed to shoot the jakes***
Feb 18, 2021, 1:29 PM
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CU Medallion [64837]
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I'm an expert on 69, not turkey hunting. I guess I should
Feb 18, 2021, 2:00 PM
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have said Toms.
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Re: I'm an expert on 69, not turkey hunting. I guess I should
Feb 18, 2021, 2:06 PM
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Redneck lesson to up your hunting lingo; acceptable nicknames for mature birds:
Thunder Chicken Swamp Rooster Longbeard Mud Flap Hammer head Ole Three Toes Tree Hanger Moss back
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Heisman Winner [105111]
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Those are also sex positions
Feb 18, 2021, 2:07 PM
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I did the Thunder Chicken just a couple nights ago. Tried to get a mud flap but got rejected.
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Re: Those are also sex positions
Feb 18, 2021, 2:11 PM
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You can't announce or ask permission to give her the ol mudflap, have to just surprise her with it
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Oculus Spirit [97322]
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69? Humm...last time we did that was Valentines Day
Feb 18, 2021, 11:47 AM
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2001 I think.
Lol.
Naw, these days we're old and fat. Head off the side of the bed FTW.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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How do you keep from choking?***
Feb 18, 2021, 11:48 AM
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Re: How do you keep from choking?***
Feb 18, 2021, 11:49 AM
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Girl asked me to do this my freshman year in college
Feb 18, 2021, 11:52 AM
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She was a year older than me and a girl I knew from my HS days. Needless to say I had a really fun few seconds.
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I like to see the throat bulge
Feb 18, 2021, 11:47 AM
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so prefer on top. starts off as more of a 60 before getting up to 69
i think i did that right
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you're having a kid, bruh
Feb 18, 2021, 11:56 AM
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you didn't do anything right
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I was a bottom in this scenario***
Feb 18, 2021, 11:51 AM
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CU Medallion [54758]
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so bengaline was the top?
Feb 18, 2021, 11:56 AM
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gotta give the old man credit where it's due
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Easier to be on top if you've got a tiny penor***
Feb 18, 2021, 11:58 AM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Plus, his osteoporosis makes him easier to throw around
Feb 18, 2021, 12:07 PM
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and rag doll.
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osteoporosis - his bone deterioration in crulez mouth***
Feb 18, 2021, 1:03 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78954]
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Depends on hoo it's with. Hot Lady: bottom
Feb 18, 2021, 12:21 PM
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Ur Mom: top, so I can rest my bawls in her eye sockets
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Bottom, but once the wife was trashed drunk and I
Feb 18, 2021, 1:01 PM
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crawled on top. She gave me a pinky in the stinky, but it didn't even bother me, tbh. Ish was hot AF.
I would imagine that having a dude's hairy fartbox in their nose while gargling a rig would be faily unpleasant.
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Oculus Spirit [78954]
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Finger in your bwhole didnt tarnish my respect for you a bit
Feb 18, 2021, 1:04 PM
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THAT'S how low it already was.
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My respect for him went lower with that post
Feb 18, 2021, 1:05 PM
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you can't reach the prostate with a pinky
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Point of clarification, that's called the Spocker.***
Feb 18, 2021, 2:05 PM
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He posted too late. Everyone has moved on to newer and
Feb 18, 2021, 2:49 PM
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shinier objects.
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Just remember, either way, 1 slip of the tongue and you're
Feb 18, 2021, 2:57 PM
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in deep shyatt
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