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Loungers. GITT with if you are top or bottom
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Loungers. GITT with if you are top or bottom


Feb 18, 2021, 11:37 AM

when you 69 your SO on the couch for valentine's day

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I like your funny words magic man


You could at least tag him.***


Feb 18, 2021, 11:37 AM



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Cole @ Beach Cole w/ Clemson Hat


My bad


Feb 18, 2021, 11:38 AM

bengaline

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I like your funny words magic man


WTheF***


Feb 18, 2021, 11:39 AM



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Everything Bengaline does is 69


Feb 18, 2021, 12:48 PM

because that's his age

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I like your funny words magic man


Coach is too big of a bytch


Feb 18, 2021, 11:54 AM [ in reply to You could at least tag him.*** ]

The towers that use the same signal as AT&T have gotta be struggling in this weather so he probably couldn't get the bandwidth to load the tag function.

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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


You could at least tag me.***


Feb 18, 2021, 11:38 AM



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You could at least tag CaptTrash.***


Feb 18, 2021, 11:40 AM



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Doesn't matter. Nose still goes in butt hole


Feb 18, 2021, 11:40 AM

I prefer bottom though. I want her to smother me with that snatch and grind her vulva against my bottom row of teeth.

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High Five!!!!


Feb 18, 2021, 11:51 AM

And I need some clean jockeys.

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You get it


Feb 18, 2021, 11:53 AM [ in reply to Doesn't matter. Nose still goes in butt hole ]




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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


finished


Feb 18, 2021, 12:02 PM [ in reply to Doesn't matter. Nose still goes in butt hole ]



Is this when the regret is supposed to settle in?

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just give it a second***


Feb 18, 2021, 1:04 PM



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Seriously though, it might just be me, but I prefer


Feb 18, 2021, 11:43 AM

to be on the bottom when I'm 69-ing. I can't help what horrors she would witness with me on top - just bawls, and hair, and my ########...who knows if I wiped good enough? I know what kind of mess I make in the toilet every morning, there's no way I could get it spotless, and even if I did, it's still a disaster back there.

You think I want her having to stair at that while I'm involuntarily pumping away onto her mid-tongue?

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exactly. lots of hair, bits of toilet paper, terrible smell


Feb 18, 2021, 1:07 PM

hemeroids, sweat. I can barely get her to do it with me anyway.... I don't want to run her oft.

It would be like calling in a big jake turkey, and right before you shoot him, you sling a huge handful of corn at him to get him even closer.

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S??? ????? ???? ??? ??????? ?????? ???? ??? ??????,
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Pro tip- you're not supposed to shoot the jakes***


Feb 18, 2021, 1:29 PM



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I'm an expert on 69, not turkey hunting. I guess I should


Feb 18, 2021, 2:00 PM

have said Toms.

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Re: I'm an expert on 69, not turkey hunting. I guess I should


Feb 18, 2021, 2:06 PM

Redneck lesson to up your hunting lingo; acceptable nicknames for mature birds:

Thunder Chicken
Swamp Rooster
Longbeard
Mud Flap
Hammer head
Ole Three Toes
Tree Hanger
Moss back

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Those are also sex positions


Feb 18, 2021, 2:07 PM

I did the Thunder Chicken just a couple nights ago. Tried to get a mud flap but got rejected.

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Re: Those are also sex positions


Feb 18, 2021, 2:11 PM

You can't announce or ask permission to give her the ol mudflap, have to just surprise her with it

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Those names look like the roll-call at FBCOOCH's family


Feb 18, 2021, 3:06 PM [ in reply to Those are also sex positions ]

reunion/####.

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69? Humm...last time we did that was Valentines Day


Feb 18, 2021, 11:47 AM

2001 I think.

Lol.

Naw, these days we're old and fat. Head off the side of the bed FTW.

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How do you keep from choking?***


Feb 18, 2021, 11:48 AM



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Re: How do you keep from choking?***


Feb 18, 2021, 11:49 AM



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Girl asked me to do this my freshman year in college


Feb 18, 2021, 11:52 AM [ in reply to 69? Humm...last time we did that was Valentines Day ]

She was a year older than me and a girl I knew from my HS days. Needless to say I had a really fun few seconds.

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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


I like to see the throat bulge


Feb 18, 2021, 11:47 AM

so prefer on top. starts off as more of a 60 before getting up to 69






i think i did that right

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you're having a kid, bruh


Feb 18, 2021, 11:56 AM

you didn't do anything right

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I was a bottom in this scenario***


Feb 18, 2021, 11:51 AM



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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


so bengaline was the top?


Feb 18, 2021, 11:56 AM

gotta give the old man credit where it's due

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Easier to be on top if you've got a tiny penor***


Feb 18, 2021, 11:58 AM



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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


Plus, his osteoporosis makes him easier to throw around


Feb 18, 2021, 12:07 PM

and rag doll.

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osteoporosis - his bone deterioration in crulez mouth***


Feb 18, 2021, 1:03 PM



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S??? ????? ???? ??? ??????? ?????? ???? ??? ??????,
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Depends on hoo it's with. Hot Lady: bottom


Feb 18, 2021, 12:21 PM

Ur Mom: top, so I can rest my bawls in her eye sockets

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Bottom, but once the wife was trashed drunk and I


Feb 18, 2021, 1:01 PM

crawled on top. She gave me a pinky in the stinky, but it didn't even bother me, tbh. Ish was hot AF.


I would imagine that having a dude's hairy fartbox in their nose while gargling a rig would be faily unpleasant.

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Finger in your bwhole didnt tarnish my respect for you a bit


Feb 18, 2021, 1:04 PM

THAT'S how low it already was.

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My respect for him went lower with that post


Feb 18, 2021, 1:05 PM

you can't reach the prostate with a pinky

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I like your funny words magic man


Drunk is key. No smell. No taste. No sense. #winning***


Feb 18, 2021, 1:26 PM [ in reply to Bottom, but once the wife was trashed drunk and I ]



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Drunk wife is the only time I pulled of the Super Shocker


Feb 18, 2021, 2:03 PM [ in reply to Bottom, but once the wife was trashed drunk and I ]

two in the pink, and two in the stink

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Point of clarification, that's called the Spocker.***


Feb 18, 2021, 2:05 PM



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Cole @ Beach Cole w/ Clemson Hat


Why does this only have 6 points?


Feb 18, 2021, 2:11 PM [ in reply to Bottom, but once the wife was trashed drunk and I ]

Place ain't what it used to be.

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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


He posted too late. Everyone has moved on to newer and


Feb 18, 2021, 2:49 PM

shinier objects.

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1 point per knuckle is the current conversion rate***


Feb 18, 2021, 2:54 PM [ in reply to Why does this only have 6 points? ]



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sort by creation date***


Feb 18, 2021, 4:03 PM [ in reply to Why does this only have 6 points? ]



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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


This is hilarious.***


Feb 18, 2021, 2:49 PM [ in reply to Bottom, but once the wife was trashed drunk and I ]



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Just remember, either way, 1 slip of the tongue and you're


Feb 18, 2021, 2:57 PM

in deep shyatt

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