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mrs fluff is 35 weeks pregnant
Apr 5, 2017, 2:00 PM
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she says she feels like this:
i narrate every move she makes in a bad british accent like animal planet:
There she is, the rare eastern water buff. She struggles to get out of her chair, and when she finally accomplishes the feat, makes her way to the kitchen in search of food. This rarity probably hopes to find some crackers and cream cheese, but the grocery drought this week has left no sign of acceptable nourishment. Disappointed, she slowly makes her way back to her nest.
this is why she loves me
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u deaded***
Apr 5, 2017, 2:02 PM
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just making sure this is the last one
Apr 5, 2017, 2:06 PM
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i don't wanna end up all greenr with a litter
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butt sex
Apr 5, 2017, 2:15 PM
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will prevent future ones.
Or you can get the snip and some Cambodian Valium.
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option b,
Apr 5, 2017, 2:17 PM
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once this happens and everything is cool, i am making the appointment.
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I'm planning mine as well
Apr 5, 2017, 2:24 PM
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wife has already threatened divorce if I go through with it.
That makes it a lot easier to handle
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Why not both?
Apr 5, 2017, 2:44 PM
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Well, I'll tell you why. 19She sure AF ain't down with Option 1.
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I feel like 19She and WifeofGreenr may be kindred spirits.
Apr 5, 2017, 3:23 PM
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Drives a pilot = check
Has three kids = check
Not giving up the butt = check
That's all I got for now. We should get them together and see if they spontaneously lez out. I'm seriously doubting it, but YOU NEVER KNOW.
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Huh. They both gave up the butt for me.
Apr 5, 2017, 3:26 PM
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= check
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It's a longshot,
Apr 5, 2017, 2:02 PM
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but any pics of the rare eastern water buffalo's udders? For science, obviously. I love documentaries.
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Re: mrs fluff is 35 weeks pregnant
Apr 5, 2017, 2:02 PM
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I hear preggers wimenz like to do it more. Is this true? Maybe its just the pron I watch.
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truthism***
Apr 5, 2017, 2:03 PM
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.....go on.***
Apr 5, 2017, 2:04 PM
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i can't, only good for about 7 seconds***
Apr 5, 2017, 2:05 PM
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Then its definitely 7spot's child.***
Apr 5, 2017, 2:07 PM
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How does it feel to poke your kid?***
Apr 5, 2017, 2:05 PM
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Only way you can dip your stick and get a bj simultaneously***
Apr 5, 2017, 2:07 PM
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Too soon.
Apr 5, 2017, 2:10 PM
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Even for CS02.
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I thought it was CS02.***
Apr 5, 2017, 2:13 PM
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I can name at least one that it's decidedly
Apr 5, 2017, 2:14 PM
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NOT popular with.
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Unhappy High Five!!!!!!!!!
Apr 5, 2017, 2:16 PM
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16 weeks of ungodly sickness is all I got out of it.
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Re: mrs fluff is 35 weeks pregnant
Apr 5, 2017, 2:02 PM
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She only laughs at your jokes because...
Apr 5, 2017, 2:04 PM
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She knows whose child she is really carrying.
Guess I will have to change my username to 8spots.
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I suggest daily intercourse
Apr 5, 2017, 2:26 PM
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to accelerate birth. If she resists, ok you settle for in the morning and the evening.
Trust me, I'm,
-Doc
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I'm pretty sure it isn't mine.***
Apr 5, 2017, 2:45 PM
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#35weeks #itsactuallyfunny #butnotreally***
Apr 5, 2017, 3:06 PM
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