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So daughter of KMS comes in my room upset last night after
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So daughter of KMS comes in my room upset last night after


Jan 19, 2021, 2:28 PM

going to bed.

She has a big test today, and her teacher was out last Friday when they were reviewing. Apparently the substitute was dumb and taught some of the other dumb kids the wrong way to do math being tested.

Daughter of KMS is upset because she doesn't want these people to do poorly on the test. I asked her how she did on the review, and she answers that she got at 100 percent. I tell her to go to bed and not worry about other people, every kid for themselves/survival of the fittest and what not (KMS needed to get back to watching Bling Empire).

So this morning she gets all upset for like 30 minutes because she can't find her favorite pants (she wears uniforms and literally has 6 pairs of the same pants). I tell her to suck it up and that her inability to function in the world and get herself dressed without whining is affecting other people (mostly me) and she needs to consider how her actions impact others because I'm trying to do 20 things while she has one job to do (put on her friggin pants).

She looks at me and says, "I thought I wasn't supposed to worry about anyone else."

I'm both proud and angry, and also sad that I didn't have two boys because they sure are easier.

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Uniform pants for girls?


Jan 19, 2021, 2:33 PM

What grade is she in at Ellen Degeneres academy?

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Well, she normally wears skirts... but we live in FL and the


Jan 19, 2021, 2:36 PM

temp dropped below 70 degrees today and the kids can wear jeans/pants on cold days because apparently they are worried about kids freezing to death on the way to school.

Putting pants on a Florida kid is torture.

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pigs of said daughter would help with the story


Jan 19, 2021, 2:34 PM

- CS02

j/k

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She's cute... but fortunately she's super mouthy and


Jan 19, 2021, 2:44 PM

smart so no boy will ever want to date her ;)

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what else did whe inherit from her mom?


Jan 19, 2021, 3:01 PM

;)

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Lol, literally everything... in every frustrating way***


Jan 19, 2021, 3:21 PM



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That's called payback.


Jan 20, 2021, 1:15 PM

LOL.

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Whats behind all that white fuzzy stuff?


Jan 19, 2021, 2:35 PM

;)

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3 boys here. You'd be yelling at them not to wear the same


Jan 19, 2021, 2:38 PM

pants for a fourth day. Or that's what would happen here anyway.

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Yeah, the boy has to be reminded that he needs to wear


Jan 19, 2021, 2:42 PM

clean underwear but is otherwise super easy

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In our house it is "HEY, YOU CANNOT WEAR SHORTS WHEN


Jan 19, 2021, 3:12 PM [ in reply to 3 boys here. You'd be yelling at them not to wear the same ]

IT IS 27 DEGREES THIS MORNING." Followed by "YES, YOU HAVE TO WEAR UNDERWEAR TO SCHOOL AND YOU HAVE TO HAVE SOCKS AND SHOES ON BEFORE YOU LEAVE."

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Oldest refuses to ever dress warmly. Same problem here.


Jan 19, 2021, 5:17 PM

25 degrees and he wants to go to school in shorts. I tell him to move to Buffalo then because that ain't happening here.

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Yep, just had a fallout with the 7 year old boy. I put out


Jan 20, 2021, 7:40 AM

joggers for him to wear. They were already tied which means they cannot be untied. Therefore he puts on shorts and walks out to go to school. THIS leads to momma losing her shit on him cause he is going to make them late. Then the little boy (5) decides he doesn't want to wear black joggers, he wants shorts. 7-year old realizes he should change and goes to his room. 10 minutes later walks out with pajama pants on. At this time, the hilarity is building, but the tension is even higher. After some elevated conversation, he decides to take off pajama pants, but refuses to take off shoes (not the shoes we laid out) and THEN momma intervenes and dresses the 7-year old. Good times, dog stole their breakfast in all the chaos as well, so I had to remake microwavable pancakes and send them out the door with it.


#TypicalGreenrMorning

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Did you have the butler drop her off in the G Wagon or the


Jan 19, 2021, 2:40 PM

private jet?

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He's not a butler, he's a Man-servant.***


Jan 20, 2021, 8:50 AM



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My 15 year old golden dumped out on a door mat, and then the


Jan 19, 2021, 2:46 PM

4 year old golden stepped in it.

Life is hard.

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I know, your life is so much better because you don't have


Jan 19, 2021, 2:51 PM

annoying brats.

Yadda yadda yadda

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You inferred that; I never said it.


Jan 19, 2021, 2:58 PM

Nobody likes cleaning up dog poop.

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Imagine a life where you share your love with 4 dogs and


Jan 19, 2021, 3:13 PM [ in reply to My 15 year old golden dumped out on a door mat, and then the ]

3 kids.

I am living that dream, right now.

JUST FUCKING IMAGINE IT...DO IT!!!!!!!!!!

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I have 2 dogs, both 14.


Jan 19, 2021, 3:20 PM

Kids finally get to the age of reason and not waking me up and now the dogs do it.

FML.

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You don't love the other 5 kids?


Jan 20, 2021, 8:47 AM [ in reply to Imagine a life where you share your love with 4 dogs and ]

sad.

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Two boys easier.....lolololololol


Jan 19, 2021, 3:10 PM

There would be an absolute all out brawl in the floor 15 minutes before school and neither would be dressed or have eaten breakfast.

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Infinitely better than the tears of a pre teen girl***


Jan 19, 2021, 3:19 PM



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Got that too. She is 9, going on 16 and acts just like


Jan 19, 2021, 3:20 PM

her mom but with her Dad's brain.

I feel really bad for her, she is going to end up being a cute nerd.

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Bruh, thank you for this.


Jan 19, 2021, 6:09 PM

Lilmissgrouching turned 8 and has started acting like that, thought it was me being a turrible parent. Glad it’s her fault and it happens to them all.

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Well, I cannot rule out terrible parenting as I, myself,


Jan 20, 2021, 7:36 AM

dabble in being a terrible father.

Girls are emotional, boys are assholes, my goal is just to try to keep them alive and hope my wife's good parenting skills influence them more than I do.

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So she'll be going on 18 in 2 years?


Jan 20, 2021, 8:48 AM [ in reply to Got that too. She is 9, going on 16 and acts just like ]

Steve.... "Going on 18" won't hold up in court, btw.

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Boy and a girl here. Girl is very responsible


Jan 20, 2021, 8:01 AM

does what she is suppose to do, no trouble out of her. But the mouth is starting (she's 7). I'm about 2 months away from slapping her into the floor.

Son of is completely opposite (he's 4). Nothing phases him. Hard headed as a sit down mule. Rough. Honey badger don't give a ####. I'm about 2 months away from trading him for a newer model.

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I like your funny words magic man


Yep. my kids are the same down to the age difference


Jan 20, 2021, 9:41 AM

between the two (9 and 6 currently).

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So it doesn't get better. Great


Jan 20, 2021, 10:17 AM

I'm just looking forward to the day I don't have to load and unload them anytime I have to make a quick run to the store.

Right now it's going to take anywhere from 30 minutes to 2 hours to get them dressed.

Another 20 minutes fighting to get them in the car.

10 minutes on all of those straps

Get to the store, get them out. Have to keep an eye on them constantly

Get the beer go to the counter answer 15 times they can't have whatever catches their eye.

10 minutes loading them back up.

Get home and have to unhook everything.

I ####### hate it.

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I like your funny words magic man


two boys...


Jan 20, 2021, 8:49 AM

you say it'd be easier, but when they think they're being discreet locking their bedroom doors and taking 30 minute showers, you'll know that they're j-ing off 24/7 all over your house.

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I didn't know people did that until after hs


Jan 20, 2021, 9:49 AM

Had to make up for A LOT of lost time

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Well most of us didn't have a really hot little minx across


Jan 20, 2021, 10:13 AM

the hall that we could shoot our seed into. We had to do it the old fashion way.




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You didn't touch your peepee until after High School? Your


Jan 20, 2021, 10:14 AM [ in reply to I didn't know people did that until after hs ]

suppressed sexual urges must have made you want to molest anything near you, like a cousin or sister or really anything moving.

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I was 19, and the first time I didn't actually touch it


Jan 20, 2021, 10:27 AM

I just used my mind.

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Hands free ejac?


Jan 20, 2021, 12:04 PM

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/x8mxvu/workaholics-hands-free-ejac


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Quality programming. I just finished watching all the


Jan 20, 2021, 1:07 PM

shows on Amazon prime. Would put them on my 3rd monitor and have it play while I worked.


Wholesome

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such a good show. I finished it (years ago, I think?!?)


Jan 20, 2021, 1:22 PM

Man it was good. And man did my wife hate it!

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Didn't they do that in Baseketball also?***


Jan 20, 2021, 1:31 PM [ in reply to Hands free ejac? ]



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NE Florida by chance?


Jan 20, 2021, 12:51 PM

non-religious private school with some famous pro ball players that came out of it?

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Nice try Corny!***


Jan 20, 2021, 1:00 PM



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haha - was trying to see if kmskids went to dawghater HS***


Jan 20, 2021, 3:13 PM



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