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Biden Promises Nationwide Mask Mandate And Womandate
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Biden Promises Nationwide Mask Mandate And Womandate


Jan 5, 2021, 1:30 PM

"Listen folks-- we all make mistakes. I realized this morning that my COVID plan includes a mask mandate, but not a womandate. I have amended and also awomended my plan to include a mask womandate," Biden read off his teleprompter. "We will also be adding a mask non-binarydate, a mask genderqueerdate, a mask two-spiritdate, a mask polygenderdate, and a mask non-binarytrans-speciesdate. More 'dates' will be arriving as we continue to do our research to make sure no one is left out."

According to sources, the Biden transition team has grown alarmed at the number of times the word "men" appears in the English language. They have been working around the clock to replace all usages of the word "men" in their plan with the word "women." Unfortunately, it was determined that the word "women" is also problematic, they then replaced the word "women" with "people who menstruate."

"We have a long way to go," said Biden, "but I know that in time we will mend our nation's wounds-- er, I mean, peoplewhomenstruated them."


https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-announces-nationwide-mask-mandate-and-womandate
Biden Promises Nationwide Mask Mandate And Womandate
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doesnt he also want to ban mandaterape***


Jan 5, 2021, 1:33 PM



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I'm still working on menstruate.


Jan 5, 2021, 2:49 PM

Why isn't it womanstruate?

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I'm all for the mandatory womandates***


Jan 5, 2021, 2:08 PM



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LOL


Jan 5, 2021, 3:12 PM

I love the Bee, man. So funny. Emanuel Cleaver had me ROLLING with that "amen and awomen" nonsense.

Women still have some battlegrounds for truly equal rights, but this ain't one. Not like "amen" is taken directly from Latin or anything...

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