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Oculus Spirit [83625]
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craziest thing happened this week
Jan 30, 2020, 10:12 AM
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working with some special needs kids the other day at the park doing some soft toss on the baseball field and this lady comes up with her little kid.
She was one of those with that inverted bob haircut...you know short in the back and longer in the front- two-toned brunette and blonde combo. She came up in her fuzzy sweater, tight jeans, and high heels smacking her gum and yelling, "Hey! Hey! Is this where try outs are?!?"
I said, "No ma'am."
She just ignored me. "Aw come on! Sterling Raymond! Get out there and show 'em what you can do!"
I figured he was kind of small, so what harm could it do.
Next thing I know, he's started punching this severely autistic kid. And she's standing on the fence yelling, "Kick his #%$ baby!"
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All-In [46762]
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Re: craziest thing happened this week
Jan 30, 2020, 10:15 AM
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Orange Blooded [4695]
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I'm mostly concerned with the fact that you're portraying me
Jan 30, 2020, 10:17 AM
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as an inverted bob and high heels on a baseball field type of girl.
It's like you don't even know me.
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Oculus Spirit [83625]
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hey!!!
Jan 30, 2020, 10:18 AM
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it's the freakin' lunge
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Hall of Famer [21811]
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Heisman Winner [137640]
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beat me to it.***
Jan 30, 2020, 10:37 AM
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Orange Blooded [3166]
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Karen's Mega Sweaterpuppets?
Jan 30, 2020, 12:00 PM
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it all makes sense now.
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All-TigerNet [12851]
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All-In [45589]
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Hey it's
Jan 30, 2020, 10:38 AM
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Obed's wife.
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Oculus Spirit [83625]
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Obed married a white woman?***
Jan 30, 2020, 10:40 AM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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common law.***
Jan 30, 2020, 10:41 AM
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Oculus Spirit [97634]
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Not recognized in SC anymore.
Jan 30, 2020, 12:12 PM
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Thank gawd.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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If that's Obed's wife, then who is he posing with in this
Jan 30, 2020, 12:31 PM
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picture:
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All-In [46762]
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Baby mama
Jan 30, 2020, 12:40 PM
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every Obed I know has a wife and at least 2 baby mamas
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Oculus Spirit [97634]
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There are tons of inverted bob/high heel/baseball types
Jan 30, 2020, 10:39 AM
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out there.
The fact you're one of what, maybe 2 women in here pretty much excludes you from that fairly broad category.
ALL women in the Lunge are special because they are so rare, whatever type they may be.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Lot o points [155500]
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That's what I'm talking about....old skool lunge.
Jan 30, 2020, 10:18 AM
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We don't get much reverse story humor round these here parts anymore. Itsadamn shame too.
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Oculus Spirit [83625]
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in honor of kms showing up***
Jan 30, 2020, 10:42 AM
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Orange Blooded [4695]
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Thanks for helping me slack off this morning.
Jan 30, 2020, 10:44 AM
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Just like old times.
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All-In [40332]
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Oculus Spirit [82946]
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Party in the front, biness in the back.***
Jan 30, 2020, 12:08 PM
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