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Brian Kelly, Ian Book, and Todd Ellis walk into a bar....
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Brian Kelly, Ian Book, and Todd Ellis walk into a bar....


Dec 19, 2020, 8:06 PM

go....

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in Key West ...***


Dec 19, 2020, 8:07 PM



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"Anybody that says Coach Brownell is the best coach to come through Clemson is going to start an argument." -JP Hall


Re: in Key West ...***


Dec 19, 2020, 8:08 PM

We have a winner...

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Re: Brian Kelly, Ian Book, and Todd Ellis walk into a bar....


Dec 19, 2020, 8:08 PM

and instantly become the most popular girls on the dance floor..

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...like neutered dames.***


Dec 19, 2020, 8:10 PM



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Todd says "touchdown Clemson", and the two domers break


Dec 19, 2020, 8:12 PM

out into a seizure. Todd says "I thought you would be used to it by now".........

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Hey, they can watch the CFP wherever they want.


Dec 19, 2020, 8:13 PM



Meet them at The Abbey.

~JKB

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Re: Hey, they can watch the CFP wherever they want.


Dec 19, 2020, 8:21 PM

Todd says "Touchdown Clemson"

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Re: Brian Kelly, Ian Book, and Todd Ellis walk into a bar....


Dec 19, 2020, 8:20 PM

Imagine Kelly and Book at the pool table and Ellis at the bar in this story and Skalski is the squirter:

A man sat down at a bar and told the bartender, "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can #### into the cup all the way over there on the other side of the bar and not miss a single drop."
The bartender said, "There is no way you can do that. Sure, I'll bet you three hundred dollars."
The man then begins to undo his pants and begins pissing.
He starts pissing all over the bar, spraying on the bottles and the bartender, not making a single drop in the cup.
The bartender starts smiling and laughing and says, "That's it, you owe me three hundred dollars."
The man then gets up and walks over to the pool table and starts laughing and shaking hands with the men standing there.
He walks back to bar, sits down and starts laughing at the bartender and hands him the money.
The bartender asks, "Why are you laughing? You just lost the bet."
The man said, "I'm laughing because I bet those guys over there one thousand dollars that I could #### all over you and your bar and you would still be laughing when I was done."

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Re: Brian Kelly, Ian Book, and Todd Ellis walk into a bar....


Dec 19, 2020, 8:21 PM

They all enter the 'Worst Haircut' contest...it was a tie...

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But they all limp out...***


Dec 19, 2020, 8:26 PM



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...and they walk out butt sore


Dec 19, 2020, 8:30 PM

... And because of that they can't cycle in or out.

The End

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Re: Brian Kelly, Ian Book, and Todd Ellis walk into a bar....


Dec 19, 2020, 8:35 PM

Ellis sez to Ian and Kelly.... see your walking funny, I always bring vasoline

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Re: Brian Kelly, Ian Book, and Todd Ellis walk into a bar....


Dec 19, 2020, 8:35 PM

Bartender says, "You mutts got to drink somewhere else. Didn't you se the 'no crying' sign?"

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Re: Brian Kelly, Ian Book, and Todd Ellis walk into a bar....


Dec 19, 2020, 8:41 PM

Ellis says “ I thought y’all said you were gonna be my “posse”.

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because none of them had sense enough to duck. Toad says "I


Dec 19, 2020, 8:41 PM

should have rode my tricycle like normal, and cycled in."

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What KIND of bar..?


Dec 19, 2020, 8:43 PM

:)

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