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Oculus Spirit [80974]
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How do you know when a first time mother is pregnant
Apr 6, 2017, 12:13 PM
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before she starts showing?
She'll tell you. And everyone else around you. Several times.
I was in Jersey Mikes and a chick in line said SHE IS PREGNANT no less than 5 times in the time I was in line. Her friend is also PREGNANT and also eats this same type of sandwich.
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Oculus Spirit [79398]
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I'm sure she'll be an expert on parenting, child safety
Apr 6, 2017, 12:23 PM
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devices, and child psychology within the next 6 weeks or so.
Let me guess, convo went similarly to this:
So what are you thinking about Morgan?
Oh, I'm having a baby! LOL
I mean for lunch...
I think I'm going to go for The Giant, I'm eating for two now ya know?!?
Ohhhh...So yeah, guess who I saw at the bar last night?
I don't know, I can't drink anymore since I'm pregnant...
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Oculus Spirit [80974]
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This is kinda how it went: "since I'm PREGNANT, what
Apr 6, 2017, 12:32 PM
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sandwich do you suggest?"
Hungover sandwich making dude: "uhhh.... (befuddled look)"
PREGNANT Chick: "This is the first time I'm PREGNANT...I've never been PREGNANT before...so I don't what to eat now since I'm PREGNANT"
Hungover sandwich making dude: "Do you want like, double meat or somethin'?"
PREGNANT Chick: "That sounds great! I need my PREGNANT friend here to tell me what to order... SINCE I'M PREGNANT."
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Nice catch on the PREGANT.
Apr 6, 2017, 12:37 PM
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I miss my ® sometimes.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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You'll see Obed speeding away in a gently used Escalade?***
Apr 6, 2017, 12:34 PM
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Orange Blooded [2053]
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I think the deal I'll make with my wife one day is
Apr 6, 2017, 12:37 PM
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that she either keeps her Facebook posting privileges or she aborts the fetus.
"Any moms out there know the best...."
"Any moms out there have any recommendations/experience with/opinions on ___________"
It's called Google, you attention seeking whoars.
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Oculus Spirit [78823]
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what was the sandwich?***
Apr 6, 2017, 12:39 PM
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MTP, so whatever it was,
Apr 6, 2017, 12:40 PM
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it was gluten-free and included sprouts.
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Oculus Spirit [80974]
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No idea what she got.
Apr 6, 2017, 12:46 PM
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I think she was from out of town, cause kinda like 19B noted..she got double meat (giggity).
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Re: double whammy
Apr 6, 2017, 12:41 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79398]
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My cousins wife did #### like this
Apr 6, 2017, 1:07 PM
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She'd run miles and miles a day while pregnant, as well as working out hard, etc. Supposedly, doctor said it was OK....but she ended up having a miscarriage. Of course, I've never been pregnant, but in my mind that probably had something to do with it.
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Happened to my ex wife, worked out, ate right, took prenatal
Apr 6, 2017, 1:12 PM
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vitamins, but she still couldn't beat karma
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Statistics show a woman who previously worked out, ran,
Apr 6, 2017, 1:22 PM
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etc could maintain that level of exercise during pregnancy as long as she didn't push it too far (i.e. listen to your body). The doctor told us that the problem lies when women decide they need to start working out and running after they get preggers...your body isn't used to it so you struggle.
They teach you ways to modify certain exercises for pregnancy.
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Oculus Spirit [79398]
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It may have been a combo of the 10 miles per day
Apr 6, 2017, 1:27 PM
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and a penchant for giving her family food poisoning because she was/is too stupid to handle food safely...I dunno.
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I prefer Dr. Oz to Dr. Phil. Cash me outside, how bow dah?***
Apr 6, 2017, 1:31 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79111]
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lutz @ using wrist straps on deadlifts
Apr 6, 2017, 1:15 PM
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Much less the fact that it's not even enough weight to really need support anyways.
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All-TigerNet [11860]
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Don't say dead
Apr 6, 2017, 1:16 PM
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it could affect the baby
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Oculus Spirit [79111]
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One thing that will definitely affect the baby
Apr 6, 2017, 1:18 PM
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dumb mamma
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All-TigerNet [11860]
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Its not so much that I find a dumb momma affects a baby as
Apr 6, 2017, 1:19 PM
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much as it is a lazy momma.
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Orange Blooded [4609]
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Always wonder on the Crossfit fit preggers pics,
Apr 6, 2017, 2:09 PM
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how many have done a clean or ###### and dropped the bar on the baby bump? Cause you know you're legally required to always drop the bar when doing Crossfit®....
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gotta microwave that lunchmeat, broseph***
Apr 6, 2017, 12:46 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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^^^Calls his wife's V-jay the
Apr 6, 2017, 1:25 PM
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"Ronco 2-Tray Electric Meat Dehydrator"
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she shouldnt be eating in a deli if pregnant
Apr 6, 2017, 1:26 PM
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but who am i to judge?
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Oculus Spirit [80974]
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Well she did say this was the first time she was PREGNANT
Apr 6, 2017, 1:30 PM
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Why should she not eat there?
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deli meats are off limits for preggers
Apr 6, 2017, 1:32 PM
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unless microwaved as Greenr has pointed out from his 12 times of experience.
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Contrary to popular belief, Greenr has never been
Apr 6, 2017, 1:33 PM
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pregnant.
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Oculus Spirit [80974]
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Oculus Spirit [79398]
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listeria, IIRC***
Apr 6, 2017, 1:34 PM
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Oculus Spirit [80974]
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Doesn'tseem like that would be great for non PREGNANT
Apr 6, 2017, 1:35 PM
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among us, either.
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Listeria kills 99% of the germs that cause bad breath.***
Apr 6, 2017, 2:31 PM
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