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I have a confuse.................
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I have a confuse.................


Feb 15, 2021, 7:21 PM

Gabriella wants to meet for breakfast Wed. Says she needs me to help her with a problem. She won't tell me what text wise because she says her English/texting isn't good. (better than my Spanish)

And before any of you pervs Tharealdonjuan run with this she's very Catholic/religious.

I'm just racking my brain trying to figure out what.

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She needs you to marry her so she can stay in US?


Feb 15, 2021, 7:25 PM

LOL

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That actually came into mind and ..........


Feb 15, 2021, 7:33 PM



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I believe the Ace of Base sum it up best in their song,


Feb 16, 2021, 8:34 AM [ in reply to She needs you to marry her so she can stay in US? ]

"All that She Wants"

All that she wants is an anchor baby
She's gone tomorrow, boy
All that she wants is an anchor baby
All that she wants is an anchor baby
She's gone tomorrow, boy
All that she wants is an anchor baby



https://youtu.be/d73tiBBzvFM

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she wants money***


Feb 15, 2021, 7:27 PM



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News flash


Feb 15, 2021, 7:38 PM

So does every other single woman.

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yes, but she is about to formaly ask for it


Feb 16, 2021, 9:01 AM

not all women want money from men. Many are very self sufficient.

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And they'd still rather a man pay for stuff***


Feb 16, 2021, 9:58 AM



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You can take out the "single" part***


Feb 16, 2021, 9:58 AM [ in reply to News flash ]



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Well, just tell RH and I who needs dealt with.


Feb 15, 2021, 8:05 PM

I'm pretty sure since we've had no concerts to go to, RH has a lot of extra pointy sticks.

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Warlord, aero and SharkGirl. We got this lol. ******


Feb 15, 2021, 8:11 PM



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The pandemic HAS been the source of a lot of boredom....


Feb 16, 2021, 8:09 AM

This sounds like an opportunity for some adventure!

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Wants you to kill a man.***


Feb 15, 2021, 8:55 PM



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Ozark***


Feb 15, 2021, 8:58 PM



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Don't sweat it, and don't try to read too much into it, is my


Feb 15, 2021, 9:05 PM

advice. Breakfast is harmless, actually it's perfect. It's not like it's a late night date at a club or something. Just go see what she has to say. You're a smart guy, trust your instincts. And go from there.

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A drunk will run a STOP sign, but a stoner will wait for it to turn green.


You have a point. I just don't like the unknown. That being said ...


Feb 15, 2021, 9:58 PM

if a friend need help I'll listen.

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Sometimes you gotta say eff it.


Feb 15, 2021, 10:09 PM

They aint gonna killa ya right away.

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Of course. Just don't be afraid to say No... or my fave go to line:


Feb 15, 2021, 11:23 PM [ in reply to You have a point. I just don't like the unknown. That being said ... ]

"I'll think about it and get back to you". Buys you time, whether you need it or not.

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A drunk will run a STOP sign, but a stoner will wait for it to turn green.


In my opinion


Feb 16, 2021, 8:27 AM [ in reply to Don't sweat it, and don't try to read too much into it, is my ]

Breakfast gets women more horny than any other meal of the day.

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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


Hmm. Breakfast. Sounds heavy.


Feb 15, 2021, 10:48 PM

Definitely the more help-asking or offering ambience of the other two meals from a personal standpoint, but not casual like 'let's grab some coffee' somewhere. Got the whole rest of the day ahead to boot.

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She just needs English typing lessons


Feb 16, 2021, 7:43 AM

which you have already clearly stated is a recognized deficiency for her. She knows you are not a Catholic Priest and feels safe having you teach her.

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John 3:16; 14:1-6


Celtic....mi amor.......I am grateful as to you meeting me


Feb 16, 2021, 8:14 AM

for the breakfast.

I am embarrassed but I have a condition in my country we call the "sexo loco"....I believe you call it nymphomania. I have no one else to tell this to but I have many unmet needs and you are only gringo who can help me. May I count on you celtic to help me 4, maybe 5 times a day? Gracias celtic, gracias.

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Catholics have seggs too***


Feb 16, 2021, 8:19 AM



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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


Yeah I was sort of wondering if Celtic had checked the


Feb 16, 2021, 8:21 AM

birth rates lately in predominantly Latino/Catholic countries. They aren't watching Matlock reruns at night.

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Red used to be catholic


Feb 16, 2021, 8:22 AM

And I assure you, she wanted to get dicked down MUCH more as a Catholic.

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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


Kids go to a Catholic school, and I've lost track of


Feb 16, 2021, 8:25 AM

the number of families with 6-10 kids.

I know they're probably against contraception, but I'm thinking they don't even try to pull out.

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Red went to Catholic school


Feb 16, 2021, 8:35 AM

From K-12. They don't even TEACH sex ed. Nothing about contraceptives. Its abstinence or nothing.

That would explain the many kids part

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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


Re: Red went to Catholic school


Feb 16, 2021, 8:37 AM

https://youtu.be/bzVHjg3AqIQ

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She has 5 children so ......... ******


Feb 16, 2021, 8:58 AM [ in reply to Yeah I was sort of wondering if Celtic had checked the ]



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Maybe she wants to sell you a couple***


Feb 16, 2021, 9:09 AM



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at least you know she's D T F***


Feb 16, 2021, 9:37 AM [ in reply to She has 5 children so ......... ****** ]



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You gonna wake up in a bathtub without a kidney


Feb 16, 2021, 9:07 AM

fact

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As much as I'd like to turn this into the possibility


Feb 16, 2021, 9:10 AM

of her wanting to set up a glory hole where you profit AND get free run of the spot.....

This. Sounds. Like. TROUBLE.

She has marital, legal, citizenship, and/or financial problems. She got a babby daddy nearby? Watch out for the set up.

I think I'd make her text it out. She can do that, don't let her fool ya.

Who knows, there is a .00000007% chance she sends noods, so there's that.

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Ooh papacita celtic, yo necessito ayuda con mis chi chis...


Feb 16, 2021, 10:00 AM

Good luck (I mean buena suerte) ese!

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