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Heisman Winner [133718]
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due to problems with my marriage, I decided to keep my mouth
Sep 16, 2013, 10:11 AM
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shut and had to walk out side. At half-time Sat. night, when the reporter interviewed spurrier, my wife, a gamecock fan, laughed and said,"I know you don't like him, but I think he is funny. You never know what is going to come out of his mouth. I love him". I looked at her and almost said, "twenty years ago you all hated him". I walked out of the room and went outside and opened another Natty Light. She also bought her a "fear the thumb" shirt. I told her it will be in a yardsale this spring.
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All-TigerNet [13888]
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While I'm no marriage counselor, it appears clear that
Sep 16, 2013, 10:17 AM
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you should punch her right in the face.
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Orange Blooded [2165]
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Re: While I'm no marriage counselor, it appears clear that
Sep 16, 2013, 10:27 AM
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Post of the day!!
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Junkie [588]
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and buy better beer***
Sep 16, 2013, 10:19 AM
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Heisman Winner [133718]
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Re: and buy better beer***
Sep 16, 2013, 10:29 AM
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which do you prefer?
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All-In [32588]
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ANYTHING by Victory Brewing . . . and based on your troubles
Sep 16, 2013, 11:15 AM
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You might want to start with Golden Monkey and then finish off with Twelve.
"The train is a comin', baby, I say the train is a comin' NOW ! ! !"
Thank me later. Ohhhh - and take 2 Aleve before going to bed.
In fact - as a first timer - take 2 Aleve after your first Golden Monkey.
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Heisman Winner [133718]
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If it ever makes it to Chesterfield, I'll be sure to try it.
Sep 16, 2013, 11:38 AM
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All-In [27366]
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A house divided cannot stand.***
Sep 16, 2013, 10:22 AM
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Re: due to problems with my marriage, I decided to keep my mouth
Sep 16, 2013, 10:33 AM
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Just orient the TV so she can't see it from the kitchen.
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Heisman Winner [133718]
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Heck....I do all the cooking. I doubt she even knows what
Sep 16, 2013, 10:35 AM
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the purpose of a kitchen is.
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Re: Heck....I do all the cooking. I doubt she even knows what
Sep 16, 2013, 10:38 AM
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You married a coot that doesn't even cook? I thought that's what most of them went to school for.
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Heisman Winner [133718]
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That is two strikes against her. One more and she is out!!!***
Sep 16, 2013, 10:39 AM
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Re: Heck....I do all the cooking. I doubt she even knows what
Sep 16, 2013, 10:51 AM
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My wife is a coot, but she is a #### fine cook! One of the reasons I married her 35 years ago, along with the fact that my eyes never cold seem to get above her chest(if she was in front of me) or behind if she was walking away! LOL!
She also knows that Clemson has the better team, and tradition, and is usually quiet on gamedays!
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Heisman Winner [133718]
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Even though my wife is a Gamecock, I still love her. We
Sep 16, 2013, 10:54 AM
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normally don't rub in the games out of respect for each other. She is special.
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Re: Heck....I do all the cooking. I doubt she even knows what
Sep 16, 2013, 10:40 AM
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So you have to put up with a Gamecock woman, who doesn't even cook for you? That's rough... she must do the heck out of some laundry, or be an 11 on a scale of 10 
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Heisman Winner [133718]
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I do most of the laundry too.***
Sep 16, 2013, 10:42 AM
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^^^^Whooped^^^^***
Sep 16, 2013, 11:38 AM
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Heisman Winner [133718]
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I'm just trying to take care of my little 2 yr old Tiger.***
Sep 16, 2013, 11:40 AM
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All-American [590]
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I have to assume that she is hot. Like hotter than a
Sep 16, 2013, 10:37 AM
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Victoria Secret model. Hotter than Kate Upton. Hotter than...
I have to assume she is the hottest chick in the world otherwise what the eff are you doing?
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Heisman Winner [133718]
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She is a very nice looking young lady but she has bad taste
Sep 16, 2013, 10:38 AM
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in college sports. We pull for the same teams in other sports. Just not in college.
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did she break the news to you after the "i dos"? you had
Sep 16, 2013, 10:40 AM
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prior knowledge at least carnal i hope?
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Heisman Winner [133718]
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Re: did she break the news to you after the "i dos"? you had
Sep 16, 2013, 10:43 AM
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No. I was aware. I just didn't see four in a row coming. After this year, we'll see how she acts. I hope she handles losing pretty good.
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Oculus Spirit [93609]
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Either keep your mouth shut or start working out...
Sep 16, 2013, 10:47 AM
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by squeezing a tennis ball.
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Heisman Winner [133718]
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I kept my mouth shut. No sense than stirring a fire just
Sep 16, 2013, 10:52 AM
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yet.
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Oculus Spirit [93609]
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^^^subtly planning makeup sects after Tiger beatdown***
Sep 16, 2013, 10:59 AM
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Heisman Winner [133718]
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something like that***
Sep 16, 2013, 11:02 AM
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Oculus Spirit [93609]
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Well,
Sep 16, 2013, 10:46 AM
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being the recipient of two 'mad cat slingers,' is my excuse for marrying a girl from Bama and one from Nebraska. After much reflection I can honestly say if bob has been there this wouldn't have happened.
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^^^ true confessions of a dangerous mind.***
Sep 16, 2013, 10:49 AM
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Oculus Spirit [96803]
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I can hear Reba singing now...
Sep 16, 2013, 10:55 AM
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Where were you...when I could have loved you?
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Heisman Winner [133718]
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Re: I can hear Reba singing now...
Sep 16, 2013, 11:01 AM
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That's the night that the lights went out in Ga.
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Heisman Winner [133718]
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Yes...God has blessed me, but please pray
Sep 16, 2013, 10:44 AM
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Heisman Winner [105574]
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asking nicely's got to be worth something.***
Sep 16, 2013, 11:51 AM
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Eject, Eject, Eject
Sep 16, 2013, 11:09 AM
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Time to punch out.
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Re: due to problems with my marriage, I decided to keep my mouth
Sep 16, 2013, 11:24 AM
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They have a saying down here in Alabama that makes insults okay to say. It goes like this:
"That girl is dumber than a bag of rocks, BLESS HER HEART". You can use that if you like.
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Heisman Winner [133718]
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I'll try that but if I wake up with a shiner, I can blame
Sep 16, 2013, 11:42 AM
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you, Streaking Tiger. I'll let you know how it plays out.
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