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WF WEEK LIMERICKS
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WF WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 8, 2020, 1:12 PM

No fans for the season’s first game?
Some fields will feel eerily tame,
But up at Wake Forest,
Where spirit’s the poorest,
It’s gonna feel kinda the same.

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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 8, 2020, 1:31 PM

Dave Clawson’s a pretty good guy -
Not Doeren-like (he doesn’t cry) -
But something seems off.
Do I hear a cough?
He’s suddenly sick? Wonder why...?

Perhaps there is something infectious,
Untreated by pharma injectious,
That’s gripped him with fear?
You think he’ll appear
When BV makes Wake nonprotectious?

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WF WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 8, 2020, 1:35 PM

Outside of historic Old Salem
Our guys will bash and berate 'em.
As Swift Paws do strike,
They'll search for their bike,
To flee as if seeking asylum.

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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 8, 2020, 1:39 PM

A bloodbath there’s going to be.
Despite all the world’s PPE,
Wake Forest succumbs,
Their joie de vivre numbs -
There’s not a vaccine for Bresee.

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WF WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 8, 2020, 1:51 PM

Arriving in "biz-ness suits" All White,
Sporting some Orange, making it "tight".
We'll win the "eye test"
Just looking our Best,
Before the Deac's neck we do bite.

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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 8, 2020, 2:01 PM

Suratt opted out? That’s too bad.
We had a few guys try that fad -
The ones that were slow
And small had to go.
The best ones all stayed. Ain’t it sad?

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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 8, 2020, 2:09 PM

Although fan numbers will be none,
I'm glad the ACC has WF not Oregon.
The Tigers will show,
The sports world will soon know,
Things are great in Clemson.

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WF WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 8, 2020, 2:10 PM

Playing on the field now named Truist,
The Deacs will soon be their bluest,
As darts by T-Law
Are caught without flaw
By Tigers from oldest to newest!!!

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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 8, 2020, 2:23 PM

I've always Like Wake Forest,
but now that season's before us,
their QB is tall,
but our DL will all,
make sure of the Deacs he's the sorest.

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adjustments... (sigh)


Sep 8, 2020, 2:24 PM

I've always liked Wake Forest,
but now that season's before us,
their QB is tall,
but our DL will all,
make sure of the Deacs he's the sorest.

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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 8, 2020, 4:09 PM

Hurry Up And Spot The Ball!
It's Finally Football in Fall!!!!
With Clemson All Ready
To Wake Forest Beat Steady
All Others Will Cry As They Fall!!!!!!



GO TIGERS!!!!!!!

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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 8, 2020, 5:09 PM

Their program’s a relative midget,
But not some Culumbyuh-type idgit.
Facilities planners
At least mind their manners -
Their scoreboard can show a third digit...

...which might come in handy this Saturday…

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There once was a team called the Deacs,


Sep 8, 2020, 7:04 PM

Who weren't trash, or Yankies, or geeks.
But they also weren't ballers,
So when they met Clemson maulers,
They all had to rehab for weeks.

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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 8, 2020, 7:59 PM

Above all, we must be good sports.
When Hartman instinctly aborts
The call under pressure,
Mike Jones in his chest, your
Feel-bad-for-him face meets your snorts.

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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 8, 2020, 8:00 PM

So, we finally have a real game,
If actually, only in name.
When the clock ticks down,
and the end is seen,
It will be Clemson 84, Wake and Covid, 19.

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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 8, 2020, 8:08 PM

Tobacco’s a means of great gain
Up there on the smoke-fruited plain
In old Winston Salem.
Let’s hope they inhale ‘em -
Our primary export is pain.

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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 9, 2020, 6:58 AM

As hope for a victory dies,
It comes as no major surprise
That all of Wake’s players
Are health disobeyers -
They’re wearing their masks on their eyes!

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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 9, 2020, 7:19 AM

Wake Forest’s AD is insistent -
Their policy’s strong and consistent.
They plan to respect
Our pocket protect,
And goal lines? Stay socially distant.

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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 9, 2020, 8:09 AM

Bodies lying everywhere,
Medieval crusade to compare
Clemsons been to wake Forest
66-3, kind of a bore fest
Perfection—Trevor Lawrence’s hair

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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 9, 2020, 8:44 AM

Although we’ll curb stomp them again,
Let’s credit these Wake Forest men -
Through hissings and booings,
The playing they’re doing’s
Still more than Pac 12 or Big 10...

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I'd give you 2 TU's for that one, if I could!***


Sep 11, 2020, 8:58 PM



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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 9, 2020, 11:13 AM

Injustice deserves a decry -
It matters not whom, where, or why.
Since Herbie seeks charity,
This scoring disparity
Might well bring a tear to his eye.

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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 9, 2020, 5:40 PM

Overtly or not, it’s apparent
That Dabo’s not quite so inerrant.
This week’s exhibition’s
Not much competition -
He’d say so himself but he daren’t...

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Did you just rhyme "Forest" and "poorest"?***


Sep 9, 2020, 5:49 PM



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Re: Did you just rhyme "Forest" and "poorest"?***


Sep 9, 2020, 6:00 PM

Fraid so. I usually speak it like “FARest” and “PORest,” but ah fegger nuff paypul say “FORest” and “PORest” to sell em on it...

#fudgeit

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Close enuf for . . .


Sep 9, 2020, 6:09 PM

Limerick Work. You taught me that back when I was a non-paying lurker!!!

Whether you know it or not, your Limerick Posts are the reason I started posting instead of just reading!!! So . . . Thank You! I have met some really great people through this sight!!!

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Re: Close enuf for . . .


Sep 9, 2020, 6:13 PM

That’s awesome, Skeet! Now I can tell my wife there really is something inspiring about my lyrical shenanigans…

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There once were some Deacs from Nantucket


Sep 9, 2020, 5:55 PM

Who couldn't carry a win in a bucket.
On Saturday they'll lose,
Then they can hit the booze.
Wearing their cute little shirts from Untuckit.

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WF WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 9, 2020, 6:02 PM

It's almost time to take them to school.
By trickery, they seek to befool.
Slight of Hand? How dare . . .
Now, get outa my hair.
You're just a tar heel wanna be tool!

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WF WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 9, 2020, 7:17 PM

We bequeathed our computers and zoom,
To the idle, less able to groom
A Playoff bound bunch.
They sit eating lunch.
While Coach V builds a Kingdom of Doom!




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Roses are Red and the Deacs are Black


Sep 9, 2020, 7:18 PM

and they suck too

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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 10, 2020, 7:05 AM

Just load up a regular crew -
‘Bout any ol’ fellas will do -
If helmets will fit ‘em
And lightly you hit ‘em,
Then you can beat Wake Forest, too.

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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 10, 2020, 1:18 PM

The Deacons are big A-game bringers,
Despite all our trash-talking zingers.
They field a good matchup!
We might have to catch-up
When starters take on our 3rd stringers...

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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 10, 2020, 1:39 PM

Although all the press and reporters
Are set with their pens and recorders,
It’s not like Big Trevor
Will play “best game ever” -
He’ll only take snaps for two quarters...

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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 10, 2020, 1:58 PM

‘Round here, ev’ry lassie and laddie
Can choose to be noble or bratty.
But though we have voices,
At times there aren’t choices;
Like Wake - they can’t help we’re their daddy.

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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 10, 2020, 7:30 PM

Crop circles may come to their town
When Dabo and friends come around -
The plants act the same
As Wake in this game
When Dabo commands them, “Lay down.”

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WF WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 10, 2020, 9:38 PM

We've talked a lot of chit on this forum.
It's time to adjust our decorum . . .
But here's to their plights
Of hating the sights
As the Deacs sit at rest in boredom.

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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 11, 2020, 8:33 AM

Tomorrow’s the infamous day
When Deacons will come out to play,
But meet silent stands
And crushing demands
Of Tigers whose wrath they can’t stay.

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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 11, 2020, 12:29 PM

All programs have creds they can shake -
The players whose marks they did make
At all the positions
And storied traditions
Of glory. But also, there’s Wake.

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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 11, 2020, 8:14 PM

Tomorrow, about by this time,
The point total’s going to climb
Right on past 4 scores,
Then there will be mores,
For then, Etienne will be PRIME.

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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 12, 2020, 4:33 AM

I can’t sleep a wink for some reason.
It must be the start of a season
Where Clemson is favored
For wins to be savored
Each week, so let’s get these skids greasin’...

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Re: WF WEEK LIMERICKS


Sep 12, 2020, 1:23 PM

They say that Virginia’s for lovers,
But teams have hid under their covers
Instead of just testing
And have sick ones resting -
They act like a mother that hovers.

Feel bad for VT/UVA fans right now.

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