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To this day, the best post I've ever read on TigerNet...
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To this day, the best post I've ever read on TigerNet...


Dec 11, 2020, 10:03 PM

I'll never forget a post by some unknown guy many years ago. I think it was during the Bowden years, and the discussion had devolved into people arguing whether a play was "a mistake" or a "lack of execution". Someone asked - what's the difference? His reply:

Big difference. A lack of execution is coming home after a fifth of liquor and trying to have sex with my wife. A mistake is coming home after a fifth of liquor and trying to have sex with my wife's sister.

Boom. He won the internet that day. Shut it down.

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Dec 11, 2020, 10:19 PM



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SIL in town for the holidays...?***


Dec 11, 2020, 10:39 PM



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Dec 12, 2020, 8:23 AM

Reminds me of the line: “I’ve spent most of my money on women, booze and partying. The rest I just wasted.”

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LOL... yes, a famous quote from the great George Best, one of the


Dec 12, 2020, 8:36 AM

best soccer players ever. He was also a bigtime party hound, playboy and womanizer in the 60s.

"In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life."

"I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World."

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."

edit: "birds" of course a PC incorrect 60's slang for women... birdies, chicks, etc.

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Dec 12, 2020, 10:38 AM [ in reply to Re: To this day, the best post I've ever read on TigerNet... ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zNHtii-jCE&ab_channel=ChrisMurphy%27sClips

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