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This just in from our Northern neighbors!!!!!
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This just in from our Northern neighbors!!!!!


Apr 9, 2015, 11:53 PM

Now, as if everything else wasn't bad enough, we find out that beer isn't good for us. Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones! Last month, Montreal University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Yes, OUR Beer!


( A ) The theory is that Beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phyto-estrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. Yes, you read that correctly!




( B ) To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 large drafts of beer within a one (1) hour period.




( C ) It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men :


1) Argued over nothing;

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong; (Bingo!)

3) Gained weight;

4) Talked excessively without making sense;

5) Became overly emotional;

6) Couldn't drive;

7) Failed to think rationally, and

8) Had to sit down while urinating .


No further testing was considered necessary!

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Apr 10, 2015, 12:03 AM

Funny.

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Apr 10, 2015, 12:29 AM

I can't decide if that's the most hilarious, most accurate, or most frightening thing I've heard in a long time.... D-mn, I'll need another beer to figure that one out.

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Apr 10, 2015, 7:27 AM

Just be careful of what your estrogen level is before you have that next beer, or you may have a fight with yourself before you get it figured out. High estrogen levels with added high alcohol levels can be very dangerous to yourself and anyone remotely close to you. I'm sure you've witnessed the out come of the two mixtures at a high volume at sometime in your life.;)

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Hope you don't end up pregnant***


Apr 10, 2015, 8:05 AM [ in reply to Re: This just in from our Northern neighbors!!!!! ]



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F#$% Canada. Toss me another brewsky***


Apr 10, 2015, 8:31 AM



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