1) Brag about recruiting prowess after losing a big game... again. 2) Brag about a 12th man, then get beat by 11. 3) Mispronounce their own stadium name, then claim they were the original. 4) Let Missouri win the division, twice. 5) Toilet Paper their own property. 6) Say teams like TAM and UGA, who's most recent NCs were in 1939 and 1980, are better than Clemson and FSU, who have won a combined 5 since 1981. 7) Have three mascots: The Auburn Plainsmen Tigers War Eagles. 8) Hire Will Muschamp 9) Brag they have more money than most of the teams that beat them. 10) Hang out on opponents’ football forums, claiming the opponents’ fan base is obsessed.