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The next two days are perhaps the most important ever.
Jan 5, 2021, 11:16 AM
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Wait, you thought I was talking about that political stuff? That means nothing to me as of a couple of hours ago. We are going later today to get induced and welcome our baby girl (first born, second conceived). Prayers are appreciated.
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Re: The next two days are perhaps the most important ever.
Jan 5, 2021, 11:19 AM
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Whatever you do, don’t look at the business end during the pushing. Eye contact only, otherwise you’ll never look at it the same. I’m dead serious, as a brother please heed my advice.
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Oculus Spirit [80692]
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Wait..aren't you a Dr?
Jan 5, 2021, 11:20 AM
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Don't they go over that stuff in med school or somethin'?
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Yea, but he rarely has ##### with his patients.***
Jan 5, 2021, 11:22 AM
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CU Medallion [55770]
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Filter lol - we can say sex but we can't say s e c h s.***
Jan 5, 2021, 11:27 AM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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I'm just going to start using the phrase "stuffs it in her
Jan 5, 2021, 11:43 AM
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slit"
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Re: Wait..aren't you a Dr?
Jan 5, 2021, 11:22 AM
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Look I’ve seen ten thousand grody blown out snatches, but it’s different when it’s the one you make sex to.
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Then you definitely don't want to watch a Caesarian... I did***
Jan 5, 2021, 3:05 PM
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Lot o points [180061]
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Heisman Winner [137202]
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Holy crap, you've been pregnant this whole time and
Jan 5, 2021, 11:24 AM
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haven't said anything?! I thought you were just carrying some holiday poundage. Anyway, congrats, that's awesome. Girls are great, when they're newborns. 7-10 years old is tough, I'm learning, but I'm sure that'll all clear up when they hit teenage years and it'll be smooth sailing at that point.
Enjoy being wrapped around her finger.
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Congrats! Can the Jounge name her?***
Jan 5, 2021, 11:31 AM
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All-In [26968]
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Too late.
Jan 5, 2021, 11:32 AM
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Prodina it already is.
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"Daddy, where do babbies come from"- Prodinya***
Jan 5, 2021, 11:37 AM
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Re: Too late.
Jan 5, 2021, 11:38 AM
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Oculus Spirit [93156]
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Prodette sound so much nicer. Maybe Prodetta?
Jan 5, 2021, 3:44 PM
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That's it, Prodetta. I like that, really.
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Congrats, man!
Jan 5, 2021, 11:33 AM
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Best to you, your wife, and your new little girl.
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Heisman Winner [118884]
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Wrong board, moran!
Jan 5, 2021, 11:37 AM
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??congarts
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Re: The next two days are perhaps the most important ever.
Jan 5, 2021, 12:28 PM
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Prodigious !! Congratulations !!
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110%er [9633]
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Wow! Awesome news. Now we know how you passed the time
Jan 5, 2021, 2:02 PM
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while you were sheltered in place at the start of the pandemic...
Seriously - exciting news - you're going to love being a parent.
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Dang, I don't usually comment on TD...
Jan 5, 2021, 2:03 PM
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But someone gave this a TD?
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Oculus Spirit [93156]
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This board has more than one sicko running around.***
Jan 5, 2021, 2:05 PM
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110%er [9633]
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Oculus Spirit [93156]
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It might be an accident.
Jan 5, 2021, 3:46 PM
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Suzi, mange bored, posted about her mother dying of cancer and I accidentally TDed the post. I was too ashamed to admit it and apologize for the mistake. Maybe that's all it is here.
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Oculus Spirit [93156]
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This will be the second greatest day of your life.
Jan 5, 2021, 2:05 PM
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My prayers for all.
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CU Medallion [65649]
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Congrats man, you'll love it
Jan 5, 2021, 3:29 PM
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until she and your wife hate the sight of each other. But you got a good fourteen years until that happens
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