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The next two days are perhaps the most important ever.
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The next two days are perhaps the most important ever.


Jan 5, 2021, 11:16 AM

Wait, you thought I was talking about that political stuff? That means nothing to me as of a couple of hours ago. We are going later today to get induced and welcome our baby girl (first born, second conceived). Prayers are appreciated.

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Re: The next two days are perhaps the most important ever.


Jan 5, 2021, 11:19 AM

Whatever you do, don’t look at the business end during the pushing. Eye contact only, otherwise you’ll never look at it the same.
I’m dead serious, as a brother please heed my advice.

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Wait..aren't you a Dr?


Jan 5, 2021, 11:20 AM

Don't they go over that stuff in med school or somethin'?

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Yea, but he rarely has ##### with his patients.***


Jan 5, 2021, 11:22 AM



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Filter lol - we can say sex but we can't say s e c h s.***


Jan 5, 2021, 11:27 AM



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I'm just going to start using the phrase "stuffs it in her


Jan 5, 2021, 11:43 AM

slit"

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Re: Wait..aren't you a Dr?


Jan 5, 2021, 11:22 AM [ in reply to Wait..aren't you a Dr? ]

Look I’ve seen ten thousand grody blown out snatches, but it’s different when it’s the one you make sex to.

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Then you definitely don't want to watch a Caesarian... I did***


Jan 5, 2021, 3:05 PM



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It's how I know aliens are on earth.***


Jan 5, 2021, 11:32 AM [ in reply to Re: The next two days are perhaps the most important ever. ]



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Holy crap, you've been pregnant this whole time and


Jan 5, 2021, 11:24 AM

haven't said anything?! I thought you were just carrying some holiday poundage. Anyway, congrats, that's awesome. Girls are great, when they're newborns. 7-10 years old is tough, I'm learning, but I'm sure that'll all clear up when they hit teenage years and it'll be smooth sailing at that point.

Enjoy being wrapped around her finger.

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Congrats! Can the Jounge name her?***


Jan 5, 2021, 11:31 AM



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Too late.


Jan 5, 2021, 11:32 AM

Prodina it already is.

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"Daddy, where do babbies come from"- Prodinya***


Jan 5, 2021, 11:37 AM



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Re: Too late.


Jan 5, 2021, 11:38 AM [ in reply to Too late. ]



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Prodette sound so much nicer. Maybe Prodetta?


Jan 5, 2021, 3:44 PM [ in reply to Too late. ]

That's it, Prodetta. I like that, really.

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Congrats, man!


Jan 5, 2021, 11:33 AM

Best to you, your wife, and your new little girl.

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You are the meme master. - RPMcMurphy®

Trump is not a phony. - RememberTheDanny


Wrong board, moran!


Jan 5, 2021, 11:37 AM

??congarts

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Jan 5, 2021, 12:28 PM

Prodigious !! Congratulations !!

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Wow! Awesome news. Now we know how you passed the time


Jan 5, 2021, 2:02 PM

while you were sheltered in place at the start of the pandemic...

Seriously - exciting news - you're going to love being a parent.

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Dang, I don't usually comment on TD...


Jan 5, 2021, 2:03 PM

But someone gave this a TD?

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[Catahoula] used to be almost solely a PnR rascal, but now has adopted shidpoasting with a passion. -bengaline

You are the meme master. - RPMcMurphy®

Trump is not a phony. - RememberTheDanny


This board has more than one sicko running around.***


Jan 5, 2021, 2:05 PM



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Likely just someone trying to be ironical...***


Jan 5, 2021, 2:06 PM [ in reply to Dang, I don't usually comment on TD... ]



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It might be an accident.


Jan 5, 2021, 3:46 PM

Suzi, mange bored, posted about her mother dying of cancer and I accidentally TDed the post. I was too ashamed to admit it and apologize for the mistake. Maybe that's all it is here.

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This will be the second greatest day of your life.


Jan 5, 2021, 2:05 PM

My prayers for all.

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Congrats man, you'll love it


Jan 5, 2021, 3:29 PM

until she and your wife hate the sight of each other. But you got a good fourteen years until that happens

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