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The busiest and most important Big Guy employee at the WH
Jan 23, 2021, 4:35 PM
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just received a yuge raise and was elevated to Captain status!! Initially, his role wasn't necessarily deemed so vital. However, it became obvious right after the Divisive Inauguration speech that this guy would be instrumental in selling Biden to the public and maintaining some degree, however small, of confidence in Joementia, given his obvious accelerating cognitive challenges.
Now, who is this guy, the most invaluable person in the Biden administration? Not Kumala, not the SOS, not the Press Secy, not even Faux Dr. Jill, not even Dr. Fauci......
It's...wait for it......can you imagine?.....it really won't surprise you......see below..
ANS: Captain Big Bob The TelePrompter Guy! (and his team of 34 assistants)...
They've already faced unimaginable challenges: TPs in the First Toilet, The Beast, The First Bed, the First Pool, the First Bowling Alley, DC restaurants and parks! However, the largest project was installing the 40' x 30' Jumbotron TP in the Oval Office!
Captain Bob did make an important suggestion to The Big Guy..he thought that new, improved contact lenses or Very Strong, Really Cool Looking regular glasses OR much stronger military 'coolness'(Joe's go to Prez look) shades would help a bunch.
Bob, rightfully, deduced that improved vision would enhance Joe's visual acuity and obviate the need to squint and mumble 'a little closer' to the TP crew. Joe's 'Squint Look' scares the hell out of Americans, who naturally assume he's about to fall asleep standing up!
Big Bob also recommended that Joe get the dental implants polished more frequently. It will make him look, well, younger and more vital....a near impossibility!
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This is actually kinda funny....***
Jan 23, 2021, 4:53 PM
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Shows where my head’s at
Jan 23, 2021, 5:00 PM
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I thought you were going to talk about a chef at the Waffle House
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Re: Shows where my head’s at
Jan 23, 2021, 5:55 PM
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He's not in a league with Big Bob! Bob is covered up 24/ 7.
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i still think toughest job is being bidens sign language guy***
Jan 23, 2021, 5:26 PM
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Re: i still think toughest job is being bidens sign language guy***
Jan 23, 2021, 6:00 PM
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Henry, good one. He's likely right up there with Big Bob. To his credit, he did invent and release the first Biden Word Salad Decoder Ring, with a complimentary book of Biden Gaffes for Idiots. This is a later version of the How To Gaffe Like Biden compendium that hit the shelves in 2016.
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