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All-TigerNet [13888]
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THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!!!
Oct 3, 2018, 12:20 PM
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Snowflake Edition for Tnet
This week Junior and I were enjoying a vegan black bean burrito while gently sipping some locally sourced soy vegan latte from a sustainable farm run by left handed orphans. We traveled, in a Prius, up to Winston Salem. Junior sported a man bun and skinny jeans as we found a genderless student at WF. Needless to say....we're angry. And we're going to take it out on that person.
Buckle up.....it's coming
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CU Medallion [51445]
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Person?
Oct 3, 2018, 12:21 PM
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Did you just assume someone's species?
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Hall of Famer [20944]
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Re: THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!!!
Oct 3, 2018, 12:22 PM
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Please be respectful and ensure that your dismemberment happens in a safe space.
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Orange Blooded [2111]
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Re: THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!!!
Oct 3, 2018, 12:23 PM
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Man bun? That's cultural appropriation
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110%er [5301]
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Have them help you deworm Somalian orphans....w/o gloves***
Oct 3, 2018, 12:26 PM
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Oculus Spirit [81758]
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Re: THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!!!
Oct 3, 2018, 12:26 PM
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All-TigerNet [10445]
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Re: THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!!!
Oct 3, 2018, 12:37 PM
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Junior implies a subservient position of inferior social standing. I believe you owe an apology to everyone in the world that is younger than you.
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All-TigerNet [10445]
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Re: THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!!!
Oct 3, 2018, 12:44 PM
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You also owe an apology to all handless orphans.
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All-TigerNet [10445]
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Re: THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!!!
Oct 3, 2018, 1:01 PM
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I was reviewing the latest convention minutes from the Baptist United Liturgical League Serving Humans In Theology. It appears that the recent uptick in Deacon Demonic possession is a known problem and the League made a recommendation to release about a hundred Tigers and just let nature take its course. They literally went Old Testament.
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Commissioner [996]
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Re: THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!!!
Oct 3, 2018, 6:14 PM
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And one to those of us that prefer our “man bun” to be wrapped as tightly as our denim outerwear. In fact, you should probably just apologize to mankind for your existence and pledge to never express your personal opinions again...unless of course, I agree with them.
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All-TigerNet [10761]
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Re: THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!!!
Oct 4, 2018, 2:23 PM
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what about those of us with the sinister persuasion?we are the only ones in our right minds!
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Rock Defender [52]
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Re: THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!!!
Oct 3, 2018, 1:10 PM
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Just in case I ever meet Buzzpaw, I'm glad that I am part vegan. I eat cows, and cows eat grass, so I guess I'm okay.
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Orange Blooded [3876]
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Re: THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!!!
Oct 3, 2018, 1:40 PM
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The newer, safer The Process for the easily offended. But, at least we're getting The Process going again. How I long for the old days where we knew about The Process in all of its glory. +1 BP.
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Oculus Spirit [90239]
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BuZZ...heeeeeeeeeeeee’s Back!
Oct 3, 2018, 1:55 PM
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Hold on & wear a metal jockey strap! ??
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Hall of Famer [23811]
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Pigs of alleged ‘man bun’
Oct 3, 2018, 3:20 PM
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or it didn’t happen
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All-In [36133]
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This Post is Full of Micro Aggressions - Shame Shame***
Oct 3, 2018, 4:34 PM
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Orange Blooded [4241]
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Re: This Post is Full of Micro Aggressions - Shame Shame***
Oct 3, 2018, 6:42 PM
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Wait until the "HEY, ZEUS " buzzards start circling...
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Legend [17680]
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Aren't most soy lattes of the vegan persuasion?
Oct 3, 2018, 6:29 PM
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Seems redundant to say soy vegan latte. Ok, gotta go plug my Tesla in.
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All-Conference [414]
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I don't have much to say other than
Oct 4, 2018, 10:57 AM
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This is AWESOME!
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