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All-TigerNet [13888]
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THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!
Sep 20, 2016, 11:25 AM
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Thaaaaaaat's RIGHT! Now that the warm ups are out of the way....we can focus on the next step on the ladder. Conference play is upon us. I know you're a little nervous about going to Atlanta.
I know you keep thinking about how long it's been since we won down there. But why are you worried??? We're not worried about superstitions. We're going to win on simple basis of being better.
So with the quick turn around I had to hustle down to Atlanta. It was easy to get my subject. He was walking along with some friends talking about IT networks and data base platform upgrades blah blah nerd-speak. Junior used Pokemon Go to find a Pokesomething and we waited for the nerd to take the bait. Once he rounded the corner, in the van he went.
We hurried back to the garage in silence. He cried and talked a little about his online girlfriend missing him but we ignored him. He wants to know who will manage his World of Warcraft account.
We stripped him of his pocket protector and his blue tooth ear piece. He's now in his short sleeve oxford shirt and his tighty whitey briefs.
He will stay in the cage until late Thursday afternoon. Currently in the garage, he hears a buzzing sound. We have gathered several hundred thousand yellow jackets. They're alive, for now. But once we have sacrificed him and the bees, nothing will left but a swollen, pale, pink lump of stings and blisters. The irony of the bees killing him is that the Yellow Jackets will hurt and disappoint all of the nerds of Atlanta. The Tri Lambs will not celebrate. The Tigers will be victorious. Junior keeps taking the bees out one by one, pulling off their stingers and then stinging this nerd right on his nipple. We shall be business like in our approach this week. We will dismantle the nerds and Paawwwwl Johnson will be as sour pussed as ever. He will look like he just drank a buttermilk and urine smoothie.
Prepare to see the Tigers shine.
Buckle up!!!!
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Orange Blooded [2783]
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I finally found a pig of Buzzpaw....
Sep 20, 2016, 11:39 AM
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All-In [40100]
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There are many things wrong with you but consistency
Sep 20, 2016, 6:50 PM
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Isn't one of them. Can't wait to see what you Brew up for the red birds! Go Tigers!
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All-TigerNet [13888]
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In case you missed it.
Sep 22, 2016, 2:19 PM
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We feast tonight
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CU Guru [1925]
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If we eat nerds
Sep 22, 2016, 2:28 PM
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Does that make us all end up going out, buying pocket protectors and put tape on our glasses? I mean like, do we end up consuming their traits as well?
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Orange Blooded [2557]
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Only if you begin grazing in a pasture
Sep 22, 2016, 2:36 PM
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after every time you eat a steak, you should be okay.
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Orange Blooded [3855]
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no Gifs as profile pics, you have been reported.***
Sep 22, 2016, 2:48 PM
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All-TigerNet [13888]
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Just so you know
Sep 22, 2016, 2:49 PM
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They'll never find you
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Orange Blooded [3855]
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Re: you make a great hall monitor***
Sep 22, 2016, 2:59 PM
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