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THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!
Nov 6, 2015, 10:42 AM
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Did you get a little nervous???? Did you think that the process wasn't underway?
Oh ye of little faith....has the process let you down yet?
Here we are. We sit on the rightful throne of the king. And now some drunken rednecks
from Tallahassee are trying to dethrone us. The criminoles were unable to handle the
nerds from Atlanta. They want no part of this......but it's coming....like a white hot
wave of heat....crushing down on this sketchy bunch lead by a midget goon named Jimbo.
The process is being reported late because this one has been a year in the making. Last
year I knew this would be special...it required a reckoning.
Scalping is a gruesome business. I've worked on the right blade to do the job correctly.
The hawkbilled knife gives the correct curve of the blade to peel back the scalp.
Remember those three skanky cowgirls? They dont look so hot now.....scalped for practice.
But in the garage sits a Seminole scout. He's in his loin cloth...and I'm in my warpaint....it's
all orange and purple and when I turn on the strobe light and stick my face against the cage...he shrieks in terror.
The terror will begin tomorrow....the pain will begin tonight. I'll scalp him slowly and peel back everything I can to reveal his soul to the world.
When we shut down Dalvin Cook and then knock out at least one QB....the blood bath will be on.
I will wear his scalp....I may wear his face as a death mask. This one will be special...dark..and brutal.
You get ready...you get loud. Drink your warmest PBR....wear jeans and get them good and soaked. Be uncomfortable and angry. Dont shave...dont brush your teeth. I want raw meat at tailgates. I want to see a sea of orange....thousands of war faces. We will roll through the noles tomorrow and Jimbo will be helpless to watch.
It is coming and it will be glorious.
Buckle UP!!!!
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Re: THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!
Nov 6, 2015, 10:45 AM
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All-TigerNet [10491]
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Werd***
Nov 6, 2015, 10:45 AM
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Re: Werd***
Nov 6, 2015, 6:05 PM
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I'm an old man. Word or weird???
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A variation on Clowney's "herd"***
Nov 9, 2015, 11:53 AM
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CU Medallion [54011]
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What you gonna do with those skanky cow girl scalps?
Nov 6, 2015, 10:48 AM
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I mean if you wasn't gonna use em. I'm asking for a friend.
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All-TigerNet [13888]
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I'm selling them on craigslist
Nov 6, 2015, 10:49 AM
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as merkins
Go ahead, google "merkin"
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*clears browser history****
Nov 6, 2015, 11:00 AM
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Orange Blooded [2702]
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LOL Same here***
Nov 6, 2015, 11:28 AM
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Re: I'm selling them on craigslist
Nov 6, 2015, 1:08 PM
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Sell them to James Maynor. He might can use them for his vineyard, Merkin Manor.
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Orange Blooded [3350]
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as I'm reading this I see you at a camp fire...
Nov 6, 2015, 1:13 PM
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In the middle of nowhere sharpining your blade and talking to the sprits. (In your head).
Brovo sir, ....Brovo
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You're pretty
Nov 6, 2015, 4:15 PM
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close to reality there.
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Pics of skanky cowgirls?***
Nov 6, 2015, 11:04 AM
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Here you go dude !!! (pic).***
Nov 6, 2015, 11:25 AM
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One more (pic)***
Nov 6, 2015, 11:26 AM
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Re: Here you go dude !!! (pic).***
Nov 6, 2015, 12:55 PM
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Never realized there were mountains in the middle of Florida..
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I hate how much
Nov 6, 2015, 11:24 AM
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I love these!
GO TIGERS!!!!
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Dayum! No. Work. Today.***
Nov 6, 2015, 11:30 AM
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