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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Starting a rumor that two dudes I work with like to hire
Sep 18, 2020, 1:45 PM
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hookers together and have to pay them extra money so that they can double dog them in the same hole w/ no condoms on.
Good idea, or nah?
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All-In [38514]
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Fantastic idea.***
Sep 18, 2020, 1:46 PM
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All-In [43598]
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Just for clarification:
Sep 18, 2020, 1:47 PM
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The 2 work dudes hire hookers (2 or more) together.
The 2+ hookers make the 2 work dudes pay more so that
The 2+ hookers can double dog the 2 work dudes in the same hole Greenr style
Do I understand all of this ok? I'm not sure I do.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Re: Just for clarification:
Sep 18, 2020, 2:04 PM
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2 dudes
1 hooker
1 hole
2 wangs
0 condoms
++++ cheddar
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All-In [46801]
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It has to be believable
Sep 18, 2020, 1:47 PM
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they DP her
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Yes, in the same hole at the same time. What's so crazy
Sep 18, 2020, 2:05 PM
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about that?
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CU Medallion [54011]
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You forgot that they turned it in as an expense last year.***
Sep 18, 2020, 1:49 PM
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Oculus Spirit [85146]
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Pole driving, two poles, one hole, $250
Sep 18, 2020, 1:55 PM
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Memories that were made...
Priceless
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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CU Medallion [54011]
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No they just turned in the fukcing receipt.
Sep 18, 2020, 2:35 PM
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Get it.
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Oculus Spirit [81628]
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All-In [34486]
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We have a $75 limit on company
Sep 18, 2020, 4:49 PM
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meal purchases while traveling. BUT, they require an itemized receipt that includes no more than 2 beverages. Not bad, except when you realize it's really all about control and fear.
When I went to San Francisco in 2017, I paid for my own meal. On the company card, I bought 12 slices of cheesecake from the kitchen. I left half of them at the bar and just let people have them (pre COVID stuff) and took 4 back to my room and ate them the rest of the trip.
I never heard a word about it. Maybe I should figure out how to get these restaurants to charge my 'bourbon' as 'cheesecake?'
It's worth a thought.
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Oculus Spirit [97675]
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A splendidly marvelous idea.
Sep 18, 2020, 2:06 PM
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Nothing brings together a corporate workforce like sharing the same starfish with a hooker. Talk about team-building.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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Re:lated, kinda
Sep 18, 2020, 3:18 PM
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back in 2006, I'd been working at a residential arch firm for a few months, long enough to be friends w/ co-workers outside of work, but not really knowing them (and vice versa) very well...
One night, we're out in downtown G'ville, SheGUAR and juan of her (lungey) girl frands is with us, too. At some point, SheGUAR and I went off together, either to the bar or bathroom or something, leaving Lungey Girl Frand w/ my co-workers.
fast forward about a year, I'm now 'good' friends w/ co-workers, and one day after returning from lunch, one says, in front of the other guys, "ok, we've known you long enough, we're friends....is it true??"
I say "I is what true?", to which he kinda tilts his head and gives that 'you-know-what-I'm-talking-about look'
I make him spell it out, since I'm completely lost.
Turns out, that night in the bar, a year earlier, SheGUAR's frand took the opportunity while we were gone for a few minutes to 'tell' everyone...
that we were swingers, and it was only a matter of time before we started, uh...'inviting' them and their wives over to do the things swingers do.
They f'n SAT ON THAT FOR A YEAR, thinking it was true...it even took a while to convince them it was a joke.
I texted SheGUAR's frand, and she remembered telling them, but had also meant to tell them "haha, just kidding", but got drunk instead, and forgot about it until I'd brought it up.
so, yeah. I say 'Good idea'
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Cool story. Pretty funny.
Sep 18, 2020, 3:34 PM
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Best part his her not letting anyone know it was a joke, and making you have to deal with it a year later.
Anywho, any shots of her cooter?
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CU Medallion [54758]
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no
Sep 18, 2020, 3:37 PM
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wouldn't have minded checking it out, though, camera...or knot
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Send pigs***
Sep 18, 2020, 4:23 PM
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Re: Starting a rumor that two dudes I work with like to hire
Sep 18, 2020, 8:00 PM
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