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Sports (Golf is a Sport, Right?) Joke
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Sports (Golf is a Sport, Right?) Joke


Jul 2, 2020, 10:41 AM

Bob and his wife, Jane, were playing golf and were both set to hit their approach shots to the 18th green. Jane was away, so she lined up and slapped a hard slice right into the back of Bob's head, killing him instantly.

Because no one witnessed the accident, they had to conduct an autopsy. When the doctor was through, he came out and informed Jane that Bob died from the shot to the back of his head and he likely didn't suffer. But he told her that when he was performing the autopsy, he found a golf ball lodged up Bob's a$$ and asked her if she knew anything about that. Jane replied "Oh, that was my mulligan"

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There are only three sports:


Jul 2, 2020, 11:01 AM

football, baseball, and basketball. Everything else is a game or activity.

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Re: There are only three sports:


Jul 2, 2020, 6:24 PM

Play soccer for 90 min or hockey. Tell me that's not a sport.

Add up the time a football player is actually playing. It's only about 10 min max. And they get oxygen between runs.

Soccer players don't stop running for 45 min.

Dude, I love football more than just about anything, but to trash soccer or hockey like that is just ignorant. My 3 kids all played soccer and we're more fit than almost any other athlete in school.

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Re: Sports (Golf is a Sport, Right?) Joke


Jul 2, 2020, 5:37 PM

I love it!

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Re: Sports (Golf is a Sport, Right?) Joke


Jul 2, 2020, 5:38 PM

Just thought of this: If Tiger's wife was a golfer, this could be a true story.

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Re: Sports (Golf is a Sport, Right?) Joke


Jul 2, 2020, 6:05 PM

Only if it were the head off a pitching wedge!

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