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Since its Friday - What's your best one liner
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Since its Friday - What's your best one liner


Feb 5, 2021, 11:19 AM

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care.

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Feb 5, 2021, 11:21 AM



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Re: Since its Friday - What's your best one liner


Feb 5, 2021, 11:23 AM

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.



Alt: henry®


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You look a lot like my 2nd wife...


Feb 5, 2021, 11:28 AM

And I’ve only been married once.

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If it weren’t for pick-pocketers I’d have no sex life at all


Feb 5, 2021, 11:48 AM

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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


Re: Since its Friday - What's your best one liner


Feb 5, 2021, 12:02 PM

So what if I don't know what "Armageddon" means? It's not the end of the world.

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Keep your feet on the ground...


Feb 5, 2021, 12:04 PM

and your ankles slightly above them.

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Are you a single mom?


Feb 5, 2021, 12:08 PM

Do you wanna be?

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There's two kinds of men in this world and you're


Feb 5, 2021, 12:18 PM

neither of them. Jason Isbell

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I had one, but I think I'll let this one stand in for it.***


Feb 5, 2021, 12:41 PM



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I watched the latest Isbell and Lyle Lovett online thingy


Feb 5, 2021, 1:18 PM [ in reply to There's two kinds of men in this world and you're ]

they talked too much

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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


"That's a two-liner"


Feb 5, 2021, 12:43 PM

~DGUARCHITECT

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I want to see your ######***


Feb 5, 2021, 12:49 PM



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"Take my wife... please"


Feb 5, 2021, 1:33 PM

some old comedian, and probably FBcoach trying to get out of a speeding ticket.

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Are you Irish?


Feb 5, 2021, 3:01 PM

Because my penor is Dublin.

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For sale: baby shoes, never worn***


Feb 5, 2021, 4:12 PM



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